FOOOT.

This is the best one of his beard I've ever seen... BASK IN THE BEARDINESS.

You see, yesterday I included a beutiful picture of his unibrow and here you have it, GEORGE HARRISON'S FACIAL HAIR.

Ch is the element of Chubbium. It has 603 protons, the heaviest element, even though it is naturally occuring. It only occurs in Chubbers, and in theory has only been forged nine times in our universe's existence- Under the conditions of simultaneous supernovae, at the right distance and timing. It is a surprisingly stable element when bonded, and is commonly bonded with carbon in the chubber. A chubber is a special type of feline that has the shape similar to that of a four dimentional circle (or circloid) trapped in a three dimentional world. This is partially made possible by the Chubbium to Carbon bonds. Chubbium is a wonderful element though can be fairly dangerous in some cases. When a Chubber is in a controlled enviroment there is absolutely no consern, but if a Chubber were exposed to nearly limetless amounts of Nitrogen, the Chubbium would pull more and more of the Nitrogen, forming Chubbium Nitrate- a very fatal neurotoxic gas. Chubbium Nitrate is used in the formation of Chubbers, if an infant feline nine minuets of age were to breathe in this gas, it would have a 1 in 2076 chance to become a Chubber (letting the organism thrive in the gas, unlike any other life which would suffer it's effects). This is extremely rare because of the rarity of Chubbium and it's rare conditions. It has only been recorded to have happened once, though there are theories about past Chubbers. Today's Chubber is a house cat with a four dimentional circle build, though seen as slightly rounded to the three dimentional perception of most beings. The Chubbium affects the Chubber's brain in the first moments before fully transforming it into a Chubber, causing the Chubber to be much friendlier and happier than other felines of the same species.

Well, I hope I have educated you for the time being, but I have to sleep. PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5218 DAYS OLD!!! =D