Please! Be rational now! You do not have to harm your fifth nostril!

The story of the Psych0l0gist.

HI. How are you today? How is your life? Have you ever wanted not to? What about last week, how was that? And your day at work/school/nothing? What about your familly? Your friends? Your pets? Your cacti? Now what are your hobbies? Talents? Date of birth? Height? Weight? You're real weight, now. What is the color of you hair? Do you like pencils? Tea or coffee? What country do you live in? Do you like it? Do you ever want to physically harm people? How about animals? What are your relationships with your parrents? Did you ever want to kill them? Did you ever want to eat them? It's okay, we all have those days, nobody here will judge you. Have you ever offended society? Okay. How about an easier question. What is the color of your face? Can you see your face? Do you truly know what the true color of your face is, RIGHT NOW? How about the inside of your nose? What if it was different? When was the last time you hurt someone? When was the last time you killed someone? How? If you were to kill me, how would you do it? Fantastic, that makes me feel so... safe. Do you feel safe? Why not? And how will spontaineously eating yourself solve your problems? Now, for your last question: What is your name?

Well, today I learned how to tape an orange.
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