Sunday, January 6, 2013

I don't need to speek to you. BUT I SEEM TO DO SO ANYWAYS =D

TODAY will not be the subject of this post. No. It will not XD

So, have you ever actually met anyone you've known already? If you have, then you are either really lucky or a stalker. I haven't decided. BUT IS IT MY DECISION TO MAKE?
Then the little boy joined the cow on their adventure and they both leaped into the next galaxy. Time started to warp around them in a most nonsensical manner as they started to grow older. The cow just got wrinkles and the boy was then a man with long hair and a mustache. Later he grew a beard and became someone else all together. He was super hippie. The cow was just an old immortal wizard cow. So, they went across the sky, traveling at the speed of light, wanting to make a supersonic man/woman out of you.
"You see λιπαρά πάπια," for that was the cow's name, "It really depends on what verse of the song your listening to. But all of that won't matter in a moment, man. We're just about to cross the boundaries of the dimentions we all know best. The boundaries that have been keeping us down, man!" They were blasting through the dust clouds left after stars decided to explode, leaving places for new stars to form. Like an old haunted cemetary with new born kittens playing around it. Except not. 
"τα πράγματα στη μύτη σας κάνει να άρρωστο με σάλτσα ευτυχής, μπορείτε σας παρακαλώ να βάλετε κάποιο χυμό κρεμμύδι για τις κάλτσες σας;" λιπαρά πάπια mooed expressively
"You are quite right, man! we are getting nearer to the portal of which is known and not known at all! Groovy!" Super hippie grabbed λιπαρά πάπια by the ear and they went in a general forward motion towards it. Closer... Closer... Everythng around started to shake and swirl, the very fabrics of everything known and unknown and that is always said to not exist, the unspoken words of the universe, danced around until it formed a substance very simaler to quantum state spaghetti.
"I can feel the vortex!" Super hippie yelled, his beard getting pulled this way and that by gravity, who wasn't sure what to do.
"Hey guys, since you're going through the vortex and all, do you think I should wear this green shirt or the red bowtie?" Gravity asked, quite oblivious to the fact that gravity couldn't wear clothing and didn't have any in it's possession. That was the last the two heard before getting sucked through into a land very much unknown... It was violent, the split seconds spent in the portal, but what was on the other side was a phenomanon beyond the phenominal...
"Far out..." Super hippie said, amazed at their new world.
"Έχετε ποτέ σκεφτεί ότι, δεν ξέρω ... ίσως ότι εξήντα οχτώ χρόνια παλιά αστέρες της ροκ θα πρέπει να φορούν μια πλήρως λειτουργική κουμπωμένο πουκάμισο;" λιπαρά πάπια agreed.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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