My cat friend is so happy that it is endangering it's safety.

Chubber has all the fat rolls. More than you. All of them.

Well, I don't have much to put on here. MEH.

I have a lap tubber. It's like a laptop, except it's a tubber. Yes. YESH INDEED.

It's too fat to scratch it's ear. 

And here's David Bowie. And Mick Ronson. Immortalized in a .gif file.