DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The magic of Google Translate:

THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION:
We later certainty, we complete the definition I have done to protect domestic tranquility, provide for the development of the public interest, the United States is on the freedom.

JUMPING JACK FLASH:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
I howled my horse Rain Maker,
But there is, in fact, it was gas!
But it was fine. Adventures of Jack Flash,
Gas! Gas! Gas!

I was Brought up toothless Bearded bag,
I was trained in a harness on his back,
But there is, in fact, it was gas!
But never mind, I'm Jumpin 'Jack Flash,
Gas! Gas! Gas!

VERSION TWO:
I was born in Storm bilateral
Horse braces screaming rain
In fact, there is gas,
But it was fine. Adventure Jack flash
Gas, gas, gas!

Without having taken a bearded tooth in a bag
I trained as a tap on the back
In fact, there is gas,
But no matter, Jack Jumpin 'Flash pm
Gas, gas, gas!

AND A BIT FROM HAMLET:
Even if it is not, is the question.
Flour minds of candidates
Peel and chop the misfortune
ZAO weapons at sea
And close business to die: to sleep;?
Continue to the end of the dream
Thousand natural shocks and suffering
Body more, but in the end
They want to hear.
(Now it sounds more like something I'd write XD EVEN IF IT'S NOT, IT IS...)

BARNEY'S THEME SONG:
I can;
Tell me that you love me
happy family
big hug
I'm really kiss
I love you so much remains
I can;
Tell me that you love me
My friends, my friends, is very large,
I'm really kiss
I love you so much remains

YELLOW SUBMARINE:
I was born at home.
Boat on the river
We are alive.
water
We refer to the Sun
We found the sea of green.
We live in the waves.
In our yellow submarine