You are to become a 100% whole wheat fruit juice, enhanced with special fatty acids containing URANIUM, which really wouldn't be a fatty acid, now, would it?

Theres stuff on this floor. I just said that for those of you who feel conflicted by the use of...
PROPER NOUNS.
"Ta-Da!" the man said, his mustache beaming. He was having a good day. Look at the bright side of life, man. BUT, HOWEVER, IN CONTRAST, EXEPTION: IF, and only if, so THEREFORE IFF it involves one ply toilet paper, BECAUSE ONE PLY TOILET PAPER IS A CRIME AGAINST ALL HUMANITY AND OTHER ORGANISMS. Except for French Potatoes. I've stayed in here a long time. Doing stuff. Seeing things. Digesting food. AND OTHER THINGS. DOES YOUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND PLYWOOD? PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5107 DAYS OLD!!! =D

How old is YOUR seventh Toenail?