What is the color of your excape?

Well, I want to eat something. I'm just wondering if "Dee do de de" actually means anything in the language of Farrokh Bulsara... Makes me want to collect postage stamps... I just drew a picture of Merlin! Why do they capitalize "I" and not "a"? I've wondered that almost literally all my life (ever since I knew about capitalizing letters, that is, probably around when I was 6, maybe) I'm going to capitalize it. That is, I drew A picture of Merlin. DOSN'T THAT LOOK MORE PLEASING TO THE EYE? It pleases my eye wonderfully, my dear. I still have duct tape on my leg from this morning, but it could of been the afternoon, really. I am still hungry. I need to eat some food. When my neck can't hold up my head, it's a pretty good indicator I should get some food. But I don't want to walk up stairs... and be disapointed... probably won't be much to eat. I just now noticed that George Harrison has A diamond face shape. the things you notice when your staring at things... I really should eat something, I'm not typing as good. and things are getting dark. I'll get back to this after I eat some food...
I just ate. That was roughly a forty minuet gap, and now I am not as inspired... Well, peace and love, peace and love, and I am now 5128 days old

 Please turn this way(either A or B): 
A.⟳
B.⬌
If confused, please resort to C.
C.⬍
WARNING! DO NOT OBEY THE RULES OF D OR ELSE SOCIETY WILL FROWN UPON YOU AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL SHUN YOU.

D. Look ⇧, Then give ☮ a chance.

If your eyes have wandered to the bottom of this post, you may happen to find E. Seek your own meaning, some say it holds the answers to all questions.


 All other letters have been left for the realm of the nevertyped.

 Don't ask strangers random questions or they may hurt you, give you a weird look, or maybe even give you candy or something but they will never give you the answer. Maybe.

 DO NOT SKIP DOWN. You may offend small children in the process.

Custard Pie.


WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR POCKETS?

The sign said to keep off it, but really it was so symbolic it made my day.


Coupons are for people who collect coupons, but seldom use them.


I had a dream once about a mustache.

Eat ALL your veggies.


Vitamins help activate enzymes, apperantly.

I need a size 5 micron pen.

GOT TO BE SOME GOOD TIMES AHEAD...


Listen to them sing their songs.


Have you ever seen Bonzo withought a mustache? it's a real life changing expirience.


Miniature stuff for the elderly corporation. A non profit organization that sadly dosn't exist.

Did you know that eating animals actually contributes 40% more to greenhouse gasses than all forms of transportation combined?



John Lennon hammered an imaginary nail, paying some imaginary money. Touching story, actually.


Mainstream is like, SOOO mainstream... (But truthfully Maroon 5 is even more mainstream, corrupting at massive scales)


 My hands still smell of cheese and ketchup. YAY.




George Digs Love.


How old are your socks right now?


"Eating cows with such persistence dosn't offer much resistance to this cockamamie business"
-A very awesome person, guitarist, singer, songwriter, sitarist, unibrowist, actor, Beatle, fan of Monty Python, former inhabitant of Friar Park, about 5'11", brown eyes, brown hair, was about 140 pounds in 1963, gained some weight with age preventing him from wearing his original sgt. pepper suit in the making of the When We Was Fab video as I heard in an interview, but didn't look any fatter at all, Member of The Traveling Wilburys, not a fan of taxes or getting sued, most successful solo album was released in 1971, Liverpudlian accent, lover of Fender Stratocasters, painter of houses, unique and highly skilled slide guitarist, underrated (but not as much as his friend Richard Starkey), liked to go to car races, has one son that looks EXACTLY like he did, vegetarian, born February 25th, 1943, good friends with Eric Clapton, got deported from Germany when he was 17, favorite candy WAS jelly babies, but I'm not so sure about afterwards, was called "The Quiet Beatle" but could be quite the opposite.


Do you like fried frenches?

DUTCHLAND, home of the marshmallows. (REALLY? I highly doubt it.)


My pants look not as bright as they did this morning


Obey the laws of the laws you want, eh, the others are really your choice.


Some people look like their eyes, and other people have eyes.


I like all the colors!!!!!!!!!! =D









E.

What is your favorite Megabrow™?

GUESS WHAT? I remembered two of my my dreams last night. And the second one was semi-lucid =D
OKAY, so I got a book from the library (Funny thing is, can't remember last time I actually did that XD) I don't remember actually getting the book, but I had it. And it was from the library. You know how dreams change gradually but it dosn't seem like that in the dream? Well, the book started out slightly naughty, then by the time the dream did anything else it was BEYOND DISTURBING. So, naturally my dream self needed to immediately hide it XD. I didn't even want to give it back to the library it was so... Well, you get the picture. What if someone found it? What would I say? I came up with all these complex stories and then thought "Well, what really happened to make me get this book?" I COULD NOT REMEMBER. So I hid it somewhere. After a while there was a big feast with all these people over and I got so paranoid that someone would find it that I couldn't bear it anymore. I would of burned it, but I didn't want to pay the library for it XD. So I got the book and showed it to my mom. I don't know why, and the weird thing was what happened next. She said "I've been wanting you to read a book like that!" and I was just thinking "WHAT THE HECK?" And I turned the book around to look at it- and it was a book about sports, with a bunch of pictures of puppies and kittens in the back. WHAT? so, I showed it to someone else sitting at the table. I turned it around- and it was a book about science, slightly smaller and thinner. I showed it to someone else and it became an even smaller and thinner book about the weather. I showed it to someone else and it became even smaller and thinner, a book about art. I kept on doing this until it became a painting, a portrait of a boy. I showed it to someone else, and it kept on getting smaller and more abstract, and after three paintings it became a purple egg with lumps on it. I showed it to the last person and it was slightly smaller, like a chicken egg except larger and purple and it's surface had lumps on it. I was running down a hallway with it when someone said "Throw it on the ground!" and I laughed and said "No, the library probably still wants it." they told me to through it on the ground again, and I did. It cracked in two and was hardboiled inside. We chopped it up and put it in a soup, and all ate it. The End.
The next dream I had was much shorter but very vivid looking. I was in Canada and it was night time and very warm. I got into a vehicle, kind of like those things in disneyland that you get on when you first get there, and it took me to all kinds of places, it became bright and was all very warm, I remember seeing the bright leaves in the trees, it was all very clear, I could see every detail on the leaves. I could tell I was going somewhere, somewhere great. Then my alarm went off.
Well, peace and love, peace and love, should get to sleep, AND I AM NOW 5127 DAYS OLD!!! =D

11:53

Well, was your day as fantastic as... I HAVE NO IDEA.
I just realised that I have not been inspired but then realised that feeling is only produced because I am entirely uninspired right now... EH, could always work on something... The only thing I want to work on involves a program that keeps making my tablet malfunction...
OKAY, decided I don't want to do that, either... Should get to sleep... I'll feel better in the morning. I do want to practice going through my mind palace... I still remember the numbers from last night XD
Well, better get to sleep, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5126 DAYS OLD!!! =D

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WELL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? I have a strange combination of "The Show Must Go On" and "Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown" stuck in my head. It's rather strange. I am oddly tired, and should go to sleep. I've been working further on the meathod of Loci, and OH- MY DREAM- Just trying to use the meathod of loci on it made me remember it VERY easilly, because the part I remembered when I woke up was very short.
I taught some guy to spell the word "The", but it was actually "End". Funny, because it was the end of the dream XD well, peace and love, peace and love, I should play my strat now...
THAT WAS THE OTHER PART I REMEMBERED THAT I FORGOT I REMEMBERED!
I had to dunk my amp in the sink (someone told me I had to, forgot who or why) and then they told me to plug it in and it BROKE, ALONG WITH THE NECK OF MY STRAT! IT SNAPPED JUST BELOW THE NUT! it was very traumatic. then I had to dunk my computer in there and the evil magical properties of the water made it spontaniously TURN INTO A MICROSOFT WINDOWS XP. NOT AS BAD AS THE TRAUMATIC DEATH OF MY GUITAR, BUT A MACBOOK PRO TURNING INTO A PC IS WORTHY OF THE WORST NIGHTMARES. yeah. evil sink water. XD.
Well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5126 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Murdering time in a most unconventional manner,

Last night I had a dream about something, I remembered it well. Now I can't and it's a real drag. I decided just now to start my own memory palace using the method of loci. I will put my dreams in the basement in a fancy box.
Okay, I start in my mind, a vast smooth blackness. Then I crawl my way out of my mind, and into a city. it has cobblestones and looks like the renaissance. Then Ringo Starr drives up in a rolls royce and drives me through pepperland. we arrive and Prince Alexzander welcomes me to his castle, actually mine because I made him and the castle up. then I go down countless winding stairs and shut the door behind me, it makes a loud noise. I find a really fancy box next to my imaginary custom pro gibson les paul, and put my most important stuff to remember inside it, unlocking it and relocking it with a key I keep on a chain around the neck of my subcontios self. Then I find my way out. I will put stuff inbetween later XD
I may need to detail it more though. Or maybe a real location I've actually seen in real life XD. I tested it by placing a scroll that said "Remember stuff here." I went back and it looks good! now I just need to put more stuff in it later and then test it a while from then. I was thinking for my dreams I could just put emotions, colors, the general feel into locations, and look back when i have time to write it down.
OKAY. FOR OBJECTS (I will incorporate the yellow submarine cartoon =D):
#1. Middle of the road where all the roads meet
#2. painted on the car
#3. in car, Ringo mentions it
#4. On top of steering wheel, confusedly tosses it aside
#5. First thing passed on the road
#6. on the shore of london
#7. in the sea of monsters
#8: sea of time
#9. sea of WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED WITH THE LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
#10. Where Jeremy was found
#11. sea of holes
#12. PEPPER LAND!
#13. In the yellow submarine
#14. (out of pepper land) passing by the road
(may add more)
#15. At the front of the castle
#16. in the entrance
#17. in the stairs
#18. at the middle of the room
#19. next to my imaginary les paul
#20. IN THE BOX.

OKAY, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5125 DAYS OLD!!! =D

CHUBBER BLUBBER

THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO TODAY... Was 11/25/1975. IT'S SIGNIFIGANCE- It was Thirty-Seven years ago today. WHY? Time is confusing.
You know what's funny? Today is national parfait day. I actually ate a parfait today without knowing. YES. I FEEL SO COMPLETE.
PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5123 DAYS OLD!!! =D

"YOU MEN LACK VISION!"

Well, today I ate a cheese stick. It had white and orange spots and did not peel like the others. it was a different cheese stick. A whole new race of cheese stick. That cheese stick belonged to a clan of other cheese sticks, a clan of unique cheese sticks. When I bit into it I studdied each inprint of my teeth. If a detective saw it before I finished it, he or she may have been able to trace it to me. Why they would want to? I don't know. But they can't anymore. I ate it. I didn't have any yoghurt, I finished that when I felt sick after eating eggs. I think I have developed a sensitivity to eggs, not an alergy though. I can eat them in small portions, but a meal of eggs... egh. Anyways, that was a beutiful cheese stick.

Last night I had a long, eloquent dream that I don't remember except for the very end. All of a sudden the complex dream was interrupted by complete darkness, and this voice yelled "DEAL WITH... POTATOES!" and then did a very evil laugh for a while, and a guy popped up with a potato in each hand and chucked them at me (the viewer, though I couldn't see myself) one by one, and I woke up. IT WAS HILARIOUS XD and in my next dream, I remember I was at a large mansion next to my school and I walked through the halls and found a large, beautiful garden. there was all kinds of fruit and a man who gardened there, a kind giant like man, and in the middle surrounded by flowers was a toilet. I have no idea why. Well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, I AM NOW 5122 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Only Slightly Mad

Today I sit and reflect on reflecting on reflecting, which is very confusing when you really think, you just see one big reflection. What does it say? For once, I'm having trouble reading backwards. Have you ever realised all the stuff around you?
OKAY, I just finished my drawing because I didn't have much of anything to say... WHOO I FINISHED THAT QUICK... Here it is!

I kind of like how it turned out... I drew it in class and then decided to scan it in, colored it in, maybe took only 2-3 hours! well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5121 DAYS OLD!!! =D

I feel as stuffed as CHUBBER eating cardboard... Except she usually just rips it up, not eating it...

TODAY IS THANKSGIVING. yes. And I ate WAY too many butter tarts XD

I had an interesting dream last night...  I went to sleep, and woke up in the court of the king of nightmares, with all the other types of nightmares. I don't know why, but I was the victim. I forget what they were doing exactly, but one would tourture me with it's unique type of subcontious terror. I'd struggle as much as I could to wake up, and it appeared as if I did. I'd walk off the roof of a house that was apperantly mine and jump down to the yard at dusk, and I'd find these people, one was apperantly my grandma, reminded me of someone from a show, though I can't remember what show it was. Then we'd go into a museum and just then I'd realise I was in a dream, then have to go through it again... the same thing happened for a long time, maybe seven times, maybe more, and finally I walked out giving up on trying to wake up. I walked into a door labled "THE LAND OF FICTION". It was a spiraling abyss of darkness. I thought "Oh well, maybe I'll be in a better place..." I fell, and fell, and fell into the darkness, when I woke up, for real this time (unless we are all dreaming right now). What a concept... after the dream the stress of trying to wake up made my limbs heavy... could hardly move my legs, but I did not want to fall asleep again in fear I would go back... then I had a dream about Prince/King Alexzander which I never was able to do when I wanted to, but did inspire me a bit, should continue on with the story soon... except it wasn't in the time frame of my main one, it was afterwards, unusually realistic for a dream. well, that was all, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND  I AM NOW 5120 DAYS OLD!!! =D

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

My head hurts... MAN IT'S ANOYING, but I'll just have to dwid. DWIDING! like a profecional dwidder. I just am typing things... yes... DWIDIDY DWID DWID DWID. Deal With It Dude. DWID. if it were my choice it would be DWIM (deal with it man) but it ain't. DWIDING. such a Dwidder. I put pretty pictures on things. AS I WILL DO WITH THIS POST! PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5119 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Yes.

JOIN US.

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everybody would be a vegetarian"
-Paul McCartney

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace." - John Lennon

"It just was a gradual development over the years. I mean last year was 'all you need is love.' This year, it's 'all you need is love and peace, baby.' Give peace a chance, and remember Love. The only hope for us is peace. Violence begets violence. You can have peace as soon as you like if we all pull together. You're all geniuses, and you're all beautiful. You don't need anyone to tell you who you are. You are what you are. Get out there and get peace, think peace, and live peace and breathe peace, and you'll get it as soon as you like." - John Lennon

"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men." - Leonardo da Vinci

 "For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love."- Pythagoras

 "I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." - John Lennon

  "In one way, I was always hip. I was hip in kindergarten. I was different from the others. There was something wrong with me, I thought, because I seemed to see things people didn't see. I always saw things in a hallucinatory way." - John Lennon


"I think people who create and write, it actually does flow-just flows from into their head, into their hand, and they write it down. It's simple."-Paul Mccartney

"As long as you hate, there will be people to hate." -George Harrison

Yes, I just wanted to put down a bunch of quotes I liked, quotes I could really feel, agree with, quotes I can dig... can you dig them too? And I had one more that didn't fit, but I thought it fit in the list but also had a terribly sad irony to it... The same irony as when he wrote the song "Life Begins at 40"
 "I don't intend to be a performing flea any more. I was the dreamweaver, but although I'll be around I don't intend to be running at 20,000 miles an hour trying to prove myself. I don't want to die at 40." - John Lennon

ONLY ONE.

Well, TODAY I PRINTED MY BOARDGAME. it was groovy. it contained fingers. WELL, right now I ain't doing much… PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5117 DAYS OLD!!! =D

WHOOOO. I have a nose.

Today is the day that I will go to sleep, like all my days EXCEPT FOR ONE. THIS SPELLING IS PHULLY PHUNKTIONAL. I do not know what to say... OH I had a dream last night when there was a place with all these vines that people would swing on to get around... there was one person who came to this place and it was different. Everybody else, the young and the old, for those were the only two types of people, thought he was different. they were all trying to do something, to find something, and people were starting to die off... I don't remember it very well as I promised myself I would... Well, peace and love, PEACE AND LOVE, and I AM NOW 5116 DAYS OLD!!! =D

SYLT LINGON.

I WENT TO IKEA AND OUT OF THE WHOLE TIME I GOT TWO THINGS: I ate macaroni and cheese there (would that be two things in its self? I'm classifying it as one XD) AND  SYLT LINGON. IT IS LINGONBERRY PRESERVES AND WILL BE GOOD ON STUFF. I also got to go to the guitar center and play some guitars, use some gear, it was all EXTREMELLY GROOVY, I got to play a few REALLY SUPER EXTRA NICE FANCY PRETTY GORGEOUS Epi Les Pauls and a real nice Fender Strat, OH IT HAD SUCH A NICE SOUND... I really liked the Strat's strings... I need to get some that bend easier... and the strat had REALLY FAST ACTION, unlike my generic strat which has the action of a Gibson WHICH HAS GIVEN ME LEFT HAND FINGERS OF STEEL XD I can't complain, it was weird playing something with such fast action, BUT SO EASY... But I need something to get my fingers really working until they feel like they're going to fall off, because some day if I don't they might actually will. I just realised there was absolutely NOTHING gramatically correct about that sentence. I also when to that Blue C Sushi place WHICH WAS BEYOND AWESOME (betraying me vegetarianism for a day XD but ONLY FOR RAW FISH) And the plaits just kept on going around and around, and it was super awesome happy fun time. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5115 DAYS OLD!!! OH MAH BILLY SHEARS THAT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT ARE THE SAME FORWARDS AND BACKWARDS THAT I FORGOT THE NAME OF =D

IT'S ME BIRTHDAY,

And I FINALLY GOT ONE OF THOSE BROWNIES WITH FROSTING ON THEM IN SCIENCE CLASS!!!! (they wern't nearly as good as they looked, but it's the awesomeness that counts XD) and I am going to get myself the George album Thirty Three & 1/3, PROBABLY RIGHT NOW!
I JUST PURCHASED IT! And it only took me $9.99! (PLUS TAX.) What else will I get with the remaining $4.15?... After I count my quarters I have to put in the machine I might get the Handle Me With Care music video by The Traveling Wilburys... BECAUSE INSTEAD OF GETTING JUST A SONG, YOU GET A VIDEO ALONG WITH IT! well, peace and love, peace and love, and I AM NOW 5114 DAYS OLD!!! =D

It feels like a high e string is cutting in beneath my fingernail... TALK TO ME.

Well, I finished a boardgame for school, CAN YOU DIG IT? You probably can't XD WELL, I am tired, because that's what you get when you get 8 hours of sleep then 8 hours instead of your usual 9.5, can you dig it? IT'S ME BIRTHDAY TOMORROW, just thought I'd mention that XD HOPEFULLY I'LL GET SOME ITUNES MONEY TO BUY 33 AND 1/3! or if I don't I could always take my quarters that I found and dump them in that fancy machine and get one of them reciepts out... EGH THE FUTURE IT SCARES ME XD well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5113 DAYS OLD!!! =D

...ON WHEELS.

I drew this quick picture of some RP characters of mine! =D that is Cosimo, John "Quinn" McQuinn, and Julius. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? I like how I did Cosimo's hair XD and his exaggerated eyelashes XD

ALSO I typed out my sister's paper on her name. I think it needed a little extra, so I spiced it up. HOW DO YOU THINK I DID?

Phat phat fun time

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I'm going to write the story of my name. I like my name because it's pretty and unique. Plus I'm thankful that my mom stopped my dad from naming me Peanut! Your face offends small children. Every day they cry in the streets for your nose is like Michole Jackson on a hot sticky winter day in yakima. My spelling makes me SPECIOUL.

One thing my perrrants didn't know when they named me (OOOH SNAPPP-E), is what it ment. Well later in life I found out. It was very very hard. I had to search deep in the mountains of garden gnomes and long haired crossed legged Hari Georgesons. It means elf ruler! GIVING ME THE POWER TO RULE ALL, GOTTA KETCH EM ALL! Plus it's a common name in Europe, for boys! I like boys to give be strawberries OR I'L ENSLAVE THEM AS AN ELF-GRAPE HYBRID.

I was named after my mom's friend's daughter. Who in turn was named after her face. And even her mom. So it was really my mom's friend. IN SECRET. Secreting rainbow peanutbutter out of your toenails. Who is now in college or highschool!

On to my middle name, it's Marie. I think it sounds pretty. My mom chose it because it is her middle name too. Her face thought it was pretty.

I always wanted to have my sister's middle name because it's unique and how it sounds, (MY NAME IS AWESOEMER.) Nicole, but I'm glad I have mine.

Last but not least, my last name is Lyon. Its pronounced Lion. I belive that Lyon is from France because of how it's spelled it might have been pronounced. I have always loved cats so I love my last name!

When I blow my nose happy stuff comes out.

WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5112 DAYS OLD!!! =D

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUTRPPAH.

I had a person named clorange and then he drove magicall letuce plants into the seventh sun. It was fun, bouncing off the wall, then you really have it all. Can the poor or the rich tell you most easily that material dosn't matter? Flying to the seventh sun really gives you a good outlook on things. The smooth glass walls of their eyes seem to glisten with the sights beyond gold, for things below gold seem to be everything but. As you past by the florescent berries of dawn, you see a man, a fair man with innocent doe like eyes that tell all to those that listen. Whisper the sweet secrets of the universe to the end of time... To only those that listen.

THE YAKIMA OF LIFE.

Today I just spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME on putting fancy specified playlists and files on my ipod... like A FULL 45 MINUETS... XD And I'm almost done with my last George paper doll... I think this one's my favorite... he looks kind of like this:

 YES, I KNOW, RIGHT? I LOVE IT. And I also will post this, because I wrote it yesterday I think.
 

Friday was a fine day to go to the market.

Alice had just found out that she got the reporting job, and was going to start work Monday morning. It was a great feeling, getting to be able to do something productive again. She smiled thinking about the job, much better than she could of ever thought to get on her first try. And with a slight bounce in her step she made her way into town to get some food, looking eagerly in the windows of the shops on the way. It looked like they had a nice amount of customers, as they should on such a bright sunny day. As the sun shone on she walked along the road and stopped to get some bread at a bakery.

“Good morning!” the woman at the counter said, greeting her with a smile, “I don't think I've seen you around here before, are you new to the area?”

“Yes, yes I am. I just moved in a week ago or so.” she smiled, nodding.

“Oh, what can I get you then?”

“This bread with the seeds in it, is it fresh?” she asked, pointing to a loaf behind the glass at the counter.

“Out of the oven about an hour ago, miss.”

“Great, I think I'll buy it and half a dozen rolls, I didn't get things as fresh as this where I came from.”

“And where was that?” she asked, putting the bread inside a paper bag.

“Well, I've lived in a few cities, not nearly as nice as here I do have to say.”

“So your liking it here, your house and everything?”

“Funny you should mention that...” she chuckled to herself. “You see, I do like my house, although others seem to be afraid to even touch it, you might even be one of them and I wouldn't blame you.”

“Your house?”

“Yes, the one I just bought and moved into was the _ house, the one with the curse and all that. At first glance I just dismissed it as rubbish, but now it seems rather serious, seeing people's reactions.”

“You were the one who bought the house?” she said warily.

“Yes.” she answered nodding, “I don't mean to pry, but did you ever get to see the boy... the one called Emryss?” She abrubptly stopped bagging the rolls when she heard the name.

“Emryss...” she whispered carefully, “There was a time where we didn't even dare speak the name, but I suppose he hasn't come back so far, he wouldn't very do it well now, after all these years...” she spoke nervously. “I remember him, I was only a young girl, a child, but I can still remember the eyes...” she murmured, looking uneasily at her memory, as if she were seeing him right then.

“The eyes?” Alice asked, quietly.

“Yes, his eyes... If you didn't know he was mad you'd know he was mad then just by looking at his eyes- He had crazy green eyes just like a madman would, they would burn, burn right through you, burn right into your soul... When I first saw him I had to have been around four years old, I might of saw him before but didn't notice, but then, that time he was going mad... Scared me out of my mind, as he nearly did later on, even to the end...” She rambled, Alice facinated.

“What did he look like- besides his eyes, I mean?”

“Well, he dressed well, I remember his clothes being very fancy, expecially for a boy of his age when he was young, a bit old fashioned but well. He also had long brown hair- almost red, yet still brown- and had gotten a scar on his face somewhere along the line... Why do you ask?”

“I was just curious, sorry... There's a number of paintings left on the house's walls, I was just wondering what he looked like, if any might have been of him...”

“No problem. I have the bread here, it'll be...”

“Oh, I added it up, here.” she said, handing her some coins. “Keep the change.” she said, turning towards the door. “Oh, and thanks! Sorry for that-”

“Oh, it was no trouble, no trouble at all!” the woman at the counter said smiling as Alice left.

“Poor girl...” She turned as she put the money she got from the bread away. “So young, too. Wonder how long she'll last with the curse...”

IT WAS EXACTLY A PAGE LONG... I always can't automatically type out a chapter like that on more than a page, used to, but with this story it's different... I JUST TRIED ON MY FIRST GLASSES FROM WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD... they were very small and my Yellow Submarine poster on the wall looked like a smudge... it's only about six feet away, too XD and THIN FRAMES... egh... don't like it XD WELL, AT LEAST MY GLASSES NOW HAVE A QUALITY OF AWESOMENESS TO THEM, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5110 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Why are Americans obsessed with things that when I was a small child they were only associated with Halloween? It get's kind of creepy.

And although I do reside in the U.S., I am also a Nutopian. (Because I'm a fancy distinguished hippie that has arived in the wrong decade like that.) XD. Yes. So true. Or can true be therefore proven false? THAT SOUNDED LOGIC FORTIFIED. I have a decapitated pencil eraser on my desk. Just thought I should share that with you. And I LOVE cucumber soda!!! I just got some because I just HAD to try it (you know me) and HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE THAT GOOD! well, someday they ought to sell carrot soda, peace and love, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5109 DAYS OLD!!! (me birthday's commin up =D)

BUT HE COLLECTED POSTAGE STAMPS!

yes, I am drawing Farrokh Bulsara. IT IS GROOVY. IN COLORED PENCILS. HE COLLECTED STAMPS. He also was known as Freddie Mercury and was the lead singer of a band named Queen. I'm drawing this picture!

 Ever since I first saw the Freddie Mercury rage pose I just knew I HAD to draw it some day. AND I HAVE STARTED! Isn't he pretty? I also printed out a picture of him, after I'm finished with using it for a reference I might put it up in my room somewhere as a poster or something. IT IS PRETTY EPIC =D

AND LOOK AT HIS FACE! That face... it's his Guitar face XD someday I may make that face. I might make it already, actually. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5108 DAYS OLD!!! =D

You are to become a 100% whole wheat fruit juice, enhanced with special fatty acids containing URANIUM, which really wouldn't be a fatty acid, now, would it?

Theres stuff on this floor. I just said that for those of you who feel conflicted by the use of...
PROPER NOUNS.
"Ta-Da!" the man said, his mustache beaming. He was having a good day. Look at the bright side of life, man. BUT, HOWEVER, IN CONTRAST, EXEPTION: IF, and only if, so THEREFORE IFF it involves one ply toilet paper, BECAUSE ONE PLY TOILET PAPER IS A CRIME AGAINST ALL HUMANITY AND OTHER ORGANISMS. Except for French Potatoes. I've stayed in here a long time. Doing stuff. Seeing things. Digesting food. AND OTHER THINGS. DOES YOUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND PLYWOOD? PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5107 DAYS OLD!!! =D

How old is YOUR seventh Toenail?

"your_F00t" is invalid

HELP ME REGAIN MY [good] FOOD.
You call me "sweet" like I'm some kind of CHEESE
- Freddie Mercury XD BEST SONG QUOTE OF THE WEEK
and the song that fits me best now is "Stuck Inside a Cloud" because, well, recently I've been in a fog XD when I'm in it it's scary, but now it's kind of funny XD 'cause I'm tired...
I WANT TO SLEEP. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5106 DAYS OLD!!! =D
$$$ is made of cotton, dyes, and metal.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRFACESRRRRRRR

NNNJUEGEUEISJEBEUVJFBEFARTURJDURKSUDBEUSKDURH I randomly typed in letters and I found that the only words that are words are "fart" and "sud". and "be" and "is", but those are short. then there is "I" and "a", but can those really be words in this kind of world?
I am a type nine in the enneagram I think, I at first thought I was a seven (or maybe even a four) but something wasn't right and the strange thing was, apperantly seven and four are opposites. then I read nine, and that seems to fit...  I'm already a ISFP in that other personality test, so there you are.
TUBBER. IS. FAT. AND. AWESOME. AND. A. TUBBY. CAT.
well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5105 DAYS OLD!!! =D

YAYS faith in humanity restored.

The day I am interested in pollitics is the day I get REALLY BORED XD No, only partially borred, I just really don't want this country to go to the conservative side... LUCKILY OBAMA IS WINNING WITH MORE ELECTORAL COLEDGE VOTES RIGHT NOW! (don't blame me if I don't spell thaat right, like I've said, I'm not that into pollitics XD they're all more or less power hungry, but the main consern is their level of intellegence at this point) NO! TWO MORE ELECTORAL VOTES FOR ROMNEY! WHY????- On a better (and more entertaining) note, I'VE GOTTEN 16 HOURS OF SLEEP TODAY WHOOO! (hopefully tomorow I'll feel good enough to go to school- I have math and science tomorrow DO NOT WANT TO GET BEHIND) NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF MY BLANKETS FELL OF MY BED AND I'M TOO LAZY TO CLIMB DOWN THE LADDER AND GET IT!!! my life is so tragic. But I'm just going to have to Ramble On. (Yes, I have also been listening to Led Zeppelin and others AS ALWAYS, my mind hasn't entirely been melted from this cold) Wow a big state must of just voted for Obama (or 2 little states, maybe even 3) ANOTHER STATE. I am so tired... WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, I WILL NOW TYPE MORE WORDS IN A STORY NOW, AND I AM NOW 5104 DAYS OLD!!! =D

HAPPY FIFTH OF NOVEMBER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8gIzkCHvK4
Yes, today I actually remembered, unlike last year, when I forgot about the song Remember XD
Last year I found out what a gizard was and the year before that I went to a math competition (I LOVE HAVING 2 YEARS OF BLOGGING TO LOOK BACK ON =D)
And I can tell you, I've come from the future. I can tell you tomorrow, somewhere in the world, IT WILL RAIN. OH MY BILLY SHEARS- My nose hurts, my neck hurts, my head hurts XD REMIND ME NEVER TO LISTEN TO CREDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL WHILE I HAVE A COLD- I can't help epically lip singing, and then can't help moving my head quite a lot, AND THEN THERE YOU HAVE IT, my head and neck and nose hurts, magnified by my cold XD WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, Beware Russians avenging Tetris, AND I AM NOW 5103 DAYS OLD!!! =D

SIR GWAINE WAS SLAIN- With a fishing pole. THE STUFF OF LEGENDS! =D

WELL, just wasting time and stuff XD I just sneezed.
And I finished this, slightly different from my other ones because instead of having 3 pants and 3 shirts, it has 2 pants and 5 shirts. And no shoes, because I was far too lazy to add some. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5102 DAYS OLD!!! =D

HE HAS A PENGUIN- WITH A SCARF- ENBROIDERED- ON HIS JACKET!

MY HEAD HURTS AND I AM SWEATING BEYOND NORMAL, MAN. I HAVE A COLD AGAIN. And I don't know what to say- except that you learn much more stuff on the internet then in school if you put your mind to it.
OH MY BILLY SHEARS- so today I have been obsessing over the fact that Freddie Mercury had 36 teeth. I JUST READ SOMETHING THAT THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS SAID THAT THE RECORD WAS 35! LIES! (plus the person in a book I just read had 42 because of an excess of cerebral spinal fluid as a child or something) AND- There HAS to be something after AND... OH YES! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT where there was a show about George and he had his hair from 1976 (I often dream of him like that) except he had a beard too like when he was oldish... He then finished a song and then a bird flew over and pooped on his face and there was a laugh track. I don't know why, but it was actually funny in a way XD I think he laughed too, after an awkward silence. then there was the cartoon beatles running through psychedellic halls and Ringo had a pink dinosaur with green spots... Then in my childhood I had written a book and in the current day I had a whole house with white halls with illustrations on the walls but in a remastered version- hard to explain but it was funny. So, back to George's monty pythonish show, he was climbing up these ancient stairs with the other Beatles, and Ringo kept on laughing and making jokes and they came to the top when a gnome with a red pointed hat jumped up. I don't remember the rest XD well, peace and love, peace and love, AND  I AM NOW 5101 DAYS OLD!!! =D

THE FATTEST PERSON EVER LIVED RIGHT HERE. MIND BLOWN.

As you know, I've been into world records ever since I was seven years old and found an edition of the guiness world records in the basement. And one of my most popular posts on this blog was about Robert Pershing Wadlow, the tallest person to ever live. AND ALL THIS TIME I DIDN'T KNOW that the heaviest person to ever live ACTUALLY LIVED RIGHT IN MY SAME CITY/TOWN PLACE (I am half asleep and don't want to think about words XD) HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THAT??? the funny thing is, we're known for healthy organic eating and stuff, quite a surprise XD At least I think it's true, unless I'm hallucinating or several pages on the internet are lying the same story... WELL, THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS A FAIL JOHN WATSON AND IT WAS ALL TO THE TUNE OF SOME BOB DYLAN SONG THAT I AM NOT SURE WHAT PARTICULAR SONG IT WAS, BUT IT WAS BOB DYLAN. AND I HAVE A TUBBY CAT. AND I HAVE AN IQ OF 134. PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5100 DAYS OLD HOW DIDN'T I REALISE THAT BEFORE XD!!!

FREDDIE MERCURY AND DHANI HARRISON AND DON'T FORGET BRIAN MAY

YEAH. I'm going to learn some of this guy's solos, I LOVE THE WAY HE PLAYS, MAN =D











 AND I NEVER REALISED HOW MUCH JASON STARKEY LOOKS LIKE RINGO! =D Zak got the nose and Jason got the eyes

And last, I leave you with a wonderful picture of Freddie Mercury XD BEST WEIRDEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER XD it nearly beats Crackerbox Palace XD I do have to say, he makes a good looking girl XD well, peace and love PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5099 DAYS OLD!!! =D