EAT FOOD GET GAS

OKAYS I've been lookin at rediculous signs XD at a gas station:
EAT FOOD
GET GAS
XD XD I can not get over that XD XD faces faces faces... the faces with the faces...
MY DREAM I NEVER TYPED:
well, lets see... I was going to a rolling stones movie, and then I was John Lennon going disquised as some uglyish lady and his friend was there too and later the guy apperantly found her attractive and John was just like XD XD XD so, later I was with this random guy backpack shopping, and there was a black one like mine and a tan one with a pattern on it and we got both and he ended up getting the black one and I got the tan one. about a half a year later, for some reason I wanted to trade and finally got to after a long while. Next, I changed into this inventor guy and he turned into a friend of mine. I had an invention I had been working FOREVER on, and it was finally looking good, its purpose: teleportation. meanwhile, he had a friend of his, the classic short red haired, enthusiastic, artistic sort of woman that always seems to show up in some dreams, and he kinda liked her for a long time but wasn't sure about her. as time went on, he finally got a breakthrough with his machine, and his first friend was the only one who knew about it, it was a secret. naturally, the friend agreed, he wasn't too into science, "Whatever," that kind of thing. his second friend was growing a lot closer to him, but he still didn't tell her about the machine and its success. after a long while of him testing it, he decided to try something: he would teleport himself to Mars! he got all this equiptment and did it at the exact time it would be a safe climate. strange enough, it worked! far stranger: he didn't need all the equiptment... and even more strange: There were inhabitants! on Mars! how was that missed? well, after teleporting himself to several plannets he found that some how getting to places by rocket and stuff messes up your entry to plannets some how, and if it's instant- you see other planets as you do Earth! if aliens from outer space came to earth by rocket or some form of travel, they wouldn't see the plant life or people- they would just see a waste land! and it wouldn't be safe to exist in, like other plannets! it was hard to understand, but he got it. For a while he took a liking to Jupiter, but then decided he would go onto something bigger, something that would certainly end up in death unless there was a small chance in the universe that his theory worked for everything: he would go to the sun! meanwhile, back on earth, the time he was on his home planet he was with the friend I mentioned earlier, now his girlfriend. somewhat. it was going good, though. she did find it suspicious just how much time he spent with his inventions and stuff...
So, he decided to do it: he would go to the sun. he pressed the button and-
he slowly got up in a lush forrest, and looked around extreamely surprised at his surroundings- it was a forrest, not some burning ball of plasma- a forest! then he started to get up when he heard something aproaching- he looked up to see a woman, about 3/2 the size of a normal human being, a tall and slender nude figure with pale blue and pink skin and white-blond hair, and bright blue eyes like kaleidoscopes, staring right at him, wondering what this strange creature was... she was an alien, at least that's what we would call her. all he could think was "astonishing..." this was the life on the sun... soon he ended up explaining his story about where he was from and how he got there and she was amazed, and she would carry around the strange little man from Earth, showing her friends and family the first human to ever reach the sun, and she had the right, she was the one who first met him. they got on real well, and pretty soon he was spending a large amount of time off Earth with her, leaving the rest of the humans he knew to wonder, except for his one friend who knew. his other friend though, his sort of girlfriend, was very curious and was starting to really like him, while his mind, heart, and soul drifted elsewhere. soon enough he was away for a couple of nights on the sun and managed to become a father. after returning to earth for a few hours, he returned to find his newborn children (I remember it only taking 24 hours, kinda weird but when you think about it- there's the sun, which causes day and night, which together each day is 24 hours... I dunno.) with sun people aparantly it was common to have about 5 children at once, so there were these multicolored objects that resembled rulers who would somehow develop into fully grown sun people. (within a couple days they would resemble human infants) odd, I know... I remember a teal colored one, a magenta colored one, a tan colored one, a lime colored one and I think there were a few others... he held them, and even though they didn't look it, they were the first beings born on the sun to be part human. soon he had to return home to Earth (even though he wasn't sure he wanted to) and went back to briefly visit his children over the next few days, and that's when his human partner started to notice something strange.
he had been working at a book shop along with his inventing, research, and visits to other planets, and was half asleep, wandering around in it. she came to meet him, and- was it just her eyes? what was going on? space seemed to warp around him, litterarilly. things within two inches of his body would twist and turn around him like he had some sort of space-time altering field around him. it was kinda psychedellic! but she didn't have the same apreciation for it as I would. what was this??? later it started to wear off, and she assumed it was just a trick of her mind. the truth was: all the time he had been spending on the sun was altering his ability to remain a normal being on earth without any disturbances in space. he returned to his new family on the sun that seemed to happen so quickly, (which it kinda did) and he was feeling somewhat guilty for still having the level of relationship he had with his friend on earth. how was he supposed to tell her without sounding absolutely insane? so he just stayed there, and his partner from the sun explained to him how when her species grow up they get their own piece of a star to light up, each being partly responcible for the light and energy emitting from each so called star just by living there, which diverted him from his worries, learning that his children might go on to have their own stars in the night sky, so he might look up there one evening and never feel alone, all he had to do was to teleport there.
YESH THAT WAS ME DREAM, I hope I didn't leave anything out... WELL, I AM VERY TIRED NOW AFTER THAT! PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE! AND I AM NOW 4939 DAYS OLD!!! =D