Have you ever wanted to stick your arm inside a meat grinder? Just wondering, I don't know why XD
I miss my chubby cat. I can't sit next to it.
ANYWAYS, I've been practicing shading with a ballpoint pen. IT'S PRETTY COOL. I like it.
I GOT MY TUBBY AGAIN! YAY!
I just went through my whole life. In photographs. Well, since christmas of seventh grade, when I got this machine. Photobooth. Weird stuff, man. I had really long hair. And stupid looking glasses XD And a bloody FEATHER. WHAT?
I love my foods. My computer restarted. A bit of Freddie

IT'S MAGIC TIME.

YEAH. My cat is being a megamuffin.

GET YOUR OWN HAIRY OLD MAN FREE!*

*With a purchase of $99.95.

Yeah, another overacheiver drawing. For a school assignment. Except I really just sketched this XD I like the design though- Could spend more time on this. I LIKE IT. ANYWAYS, I HAD AN INTERESTING DREAM LAST NIGHT, BUT I PROMPTLY FORGOT IT. PEACE AND LOVE. I LIKE BANANAS TOO.

What are the digits in your phone number? Your credit card number? Your vital information for your security? They could be used to predict your future if you send them to me.

I just drafted part of a shirt and watched a movie I havn't watched since my childhood. Good times. My cat is being chubby today. But it's late, so that is all. Food.

Oh yes, and I had a dream last night- Someone shut down the internet AND I COULDN'T WATCH MOGUMOGU VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. Look up Mogumogu. Or Maru the cat. Your day will be made far gooder than before. SO TUBBY.

TUBB

Yeah. Did this for a school assignment- actually probably took less than drawing it XD I love doing collages.
I'm heating up some SOOP. VEGETARIAN FRENCH ONION SOOP. YEAH.

I AM PREJUDICED AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARE PREJUDICED.

I drafted some pants. YEAH. AND I'M TIRED. I took pictures of my tubby cat today. YEAH. 

This shirt is made out of 100% gold. YEAH.

My fat kitty has a fat smile on her fat face =D

YEAH. BEATLES. SHEA STADIUM. DUN. I MEANT DONE, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT HAPPENED.

I like the colors, did a bunch of "washes" on this one. The digital version of washes. Well, THAT IS ALL. PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE. YEAH.

I'm watching 1977 Doctor Who. Not nearly as bad as 1973 Doctor Who.

 And here's Donatello Taylor (born Daykeppona Sirc DeKanni of the Acryleptan), the lovely Martian-Briton.
In polymer clay form XD
I've finished his painting, besides a bit of detail on his boots, and I'll be dealing with FABRIC. Probably less stressful XD
He's quite a pretty thing now, with all the paint. You can see him displaying a tissue paper toga in these photographs, a unique fashion XD
His hand looks really fat in the first picture, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY...
I'm hungry.

I have superglue on my thumb.

Well, FINALLY got to do some work on Donatello, pretty much finished his hands, just need to do his nails... Should he paint his nails? Or should they just be very fancy? I don't know. I think I'll go with fancy.
THERE'S A FLY IN MY MILK... A foreign body XD

GOO GOO G'JOOB.

YEAH. I think I have too many of those white things. Or I need to shrink them. They're supposed to be camera flashes XD
Maybe I can tone the big one down. I don't know.
It looks a lot better, though. Just need some shading. PIE PIE PIES. Have a turkey friend.

OCTILLION YEARS OLD TODAY

A BE CE CHE DE E EFE GE....

I am tired AGAIN. 

I better sleep soon, should of posted earlier-

OH YES. I had a dream last night where there was this lonely man who had just bought a very large, wooden, poorly lit house. After a while his family (his mother and his grandmother (who was very old) ) came over after not seeing him for about twenty years. Things went well, first time in a long time. Towards the end of the day, a ramp opened up in the ceiling and these baseball like objects rolled down onto the table below. They opened up, showing that they were full of purple powder. If you poured some in water, it would turn into wine (Like those lemonade mixes) and they would take pinches, sprinkling them into golden goblets. The man was still stressed out, worried that he'd mess something up, taking handfulls after handfuls of the purple powder. He drank it down, then saw his aunt walk in- Looking the same she had when he was a child, with a golden glow around her. Everyone at the table was astonished- Then she told him that everything was all an illusion. They all disapeared, and he was left in the darkness alone, remembering- this had been going on, repeating for more than twenty years.

MY HAIR IS WET. And so is your face.

My computer is being a FAT. A BIG LAZY FAT. Fats can be good, my cat is a fat, but this is a laptop. Lapotatoes cannot be fat. Well, they can, expecially if they're made by microsoft, but it isn't wanted. And this one isn't made by microsoft so it is very odd. I think I must of overloaded my RAM, havn't restarted in a while XD
Yeah, now I have about 2.5 GB free instead of a few megabytes.
I think I need more RAM than 4 GB for all the digital drawing I do... Can't even open After effects. Not that I've ever really been able to use it.
WELL, RANTS FOR THE DAY OVER, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE.

YEAH.

I got a cool vest today, that is all. Ate some foods... etc.

FIFTY SEVEN DAY.

I am a supercan.
And narwhals are real.

WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER WHEN YOU WANT IT TO COLOR YOUR CARPET?

I made some shadows today. Shadows should have two D's in it. I used to seem to have interesting things on here, yet I'm not tired but not dramatic. I feel boringish today, but not quite. Just as eccentric. Just not in words. Words can be fantastic, yet also quite a drag. It's words that put the labels on the lapels of society. Or wherever you want to put your labels. I'd rather stick 'em underneath my shoes, or inside my socks, or on the cuff of my pants.
I really despise labels. But lapels are okay.
"When I walked inside this room, it smelled terribly of beef. So terrible, that I nearly cried. What are you going to do about it, sir?"
"I dunno. Nuke Australia."
"That's besides the point, Mr. Buttson, I want a refund for my hour."
"What? Impossible. You havn't refused to pay your taxes yet."
"Can you just shut up about that- I've spent an hour of my life bored out of my mind- This is unacceptable. Ludicrous. Lutefisk. Fermented poetato eyes." Orcarrot slammed his hands on the table, as Tilca sighed.
"I've just been waiting for my compensation for five years of ridicule. I'm aware I might of done something odd in society's eyes, but as far as what I have inquired outside modern laws of conduct- I'm sure I'm fine. Just please- Mr. Buttson, let me have compensation."
"Mr. Tilca-"
"Msr. Tilca."
"Right... I don't like the color you're wearing, so step in line again. Next time, chose something on the recognized list of hues. And please, you smell of the three dollar bills in your pockets."
"Give me a two and I'd have twenty." Tilca turned around, shaking the head, the one belonging to Tilca.
"And about me, Mr. Buttson- My hour. I want my hour back."
"How will you spend your hour? Will you be stimulating the economy, or perhaps-"
"I want to..."
"I want to be anything I can- a superfreak! Give me my compensation, please!" Tilca pleaded
"No- No, shut up, everyone! Let Orcarrot speak. I like where this is going, I can feel it in my receeding hairline. Speak, citizen."
"I want to baste some mackerel. And maybe play some farmville- You can't expect me to do everything."
"Blasphemy! You have the freedom to do anything you want- You have the freedom to impose, Orcarrot! You idiot!"
"I'm sorry, I can't do anything now, because the Major's pulled the plug, and we all slide down the life drain, down to the mainframe, while countless children watch with starving eyes and bleeding ears, wishing for those greener years."
"I never liked you, Orcarrot."

FML.HTML

I should sleep now XD

DOOOO.
I don't want to post on here XD
I did have an interesting dream last night... Oh yes. But I'm tired. First day of school. And I'm tired XD
My favorite color is ALL THE COLORS.
And I can be ANYTHING I WANT.
WE COULD BE HEROES, JUST FOR ONE DAY
YAYYYYYY.

Today is a Tuesday. ALWAYS WITH THE TUESDAYS....

What day of the week is most common?






I like soop.

I sculpted a bit of a hand today. Well, the whole hand, but it wasn't really completed.

I have nothing to say XD 

So look at this fantastic picture.

I must find the artist behind this and personally congratulate them.

LAPATOPIAN

 Yeah, so, I saw an IMPERIAL DALEK and DAVID BOWIE'S JARETH COSTUME today! =D A real Dalek (though it was a bit weathered after twenty five years) and David Bowie's actual costume! And I got to see al kinds of other fun stuff. But that was pretty awesome. That costume is legendary. But he's taller than I expected- Even the Dalek was taller than me XD Anyways, I'll try and fix Donatello's teeth now, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE. And that is all.