THE FINAL HOUR OF 2012...

yes, HAPPY FUN TIME, it will be 2013. Last night I had a dream where George Harrison wrote a song about David Bowie's orange mullet, and it was featured on his album that heavily resembled A Night at the Opera. I do not remember the name of this non existent album, but apperantly George became one with glam rock. That would be a weird day for the world.
ANYWAYS, I AM POSTING TODAY, because I post every day. BUT IT IS ALSO THE LAST DAY OF TODAY. THIS YEAR. And I get to have some sparkling apple cider. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, HAPPY FUN TIME, AND I AM NOW 5159 DAYS OLD!!! =D

MAN.

Yes, started drawing this, listening to Ringo...
"From your friend and mine, Ringo Starr."
That was from the last track of his third album... Now it's playing Helter Skelter... MORE RINGO VOCALS! "I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!" still got to draw a picture of that. I found one I started at school about a year ago, but I got to do a fancy one.
ANYWAYS- this picture is of Prince Daysari of the common nations. Later King Daysari of Laeviria, the twin of King Caelian of Aurevitia, the first sons of King Alexzander of the common nations. I just made up the phrase "Common Nations" JUST NOW, though I've known these characters for at least two years, LET'S SEE IF IT STICKS XD
I DIG A PONY- like that song. I have almost nothing to put on here, because it feels like I've done absolutely nothing today. AH, WELL. There must be some form of creation I havn't tried today that I enjoy doing- I've played my guitar for a looong time, I drew that, I tried writing but I didn't have anything to write, WHAT ELSE IS THERE? I feel like there's something I've missed... I don't want to sleep yet... AH, I'LL FIND SOMETHING, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5158 DAYS OLD!!! =D

And the happy strats and les pauls lived happilly ever after

I just realised how little I did today... well, I did write a few pages of something, but it's not done yet. So I won't put the whole thing on here. Just a random part of it. LET'S SEE WHAT PART OF IT I RANDOMLY SELECTED:

their lives forward don't stop for one bad guy heading from the left. They started to yell for back up, and pretty soon we'd have a problem on our hands. We would of already if we didn't have Liten to take out their radios. This is one of those times where we needed a cleaver laev, not just a loud mouth northie. I never would admit it though.

“Looks like the guards are grouping up and bringing their toys with them...” Favio said out of the corner of his mouth, his pale blue eyes nervously darting back and forth between me and about a dosen heavilly armed guards. “Do something!”

“What am I supposed to do? Just gotta keep on running, right out that door. When these guys escape in the busses we'll still have to run until we're miles away. Just hope they don't get trigger happy on us.” I breathed, wrapping my hair around my hands to push it back into my coat so no one could step on it.

“Just run 'til they're gone... Might take a while but what's a little running? Running for your life never killed anybody.” Miko assured, nearly out of breath, without realizing any irony in what he just said. He pushed open the next door. Just one more and then a whole lot of people trying to kill us. “Isn't security supposed to keep people safe?” Miko's deep blue eyes glanced backwards at the people chasing us. We had lost about a dozen to the guards so far and people hardly had time to realize it.

“Not in this world, love.” Liten replied, touching his beard

YAY AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING =D (and I just happened to select a part with every character in it mentioned... groovy) well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5157 DAYS OLD!!! =D

LATE AGAIN... slipped my mind.

WELL, I SHOULD BE GETTING TO SLEEP... The night before last night I had a dream where if you could hit the sky at the exact right time and exactly the right angle you could pierce a hole in the sky and control time to go backwards... it was a rarely known fact and I wanted to use it to go back in time to prevent John Lennon from being shot. Yes, finally my dream self shares my ambitions. So I got a partner to join me in my quest. First he was Jimmy Barclay, a kid from a radio show, but soon he transformed into Freddie Mercury. So, me and Freddie were embarking on our quest. By the time we got there the dream had changed and it was really a big spaceship thing that contained a bunch of people wanting to go back in time to all kinds of places, most of them selfish reasons. I just wanted to save John. Well, the ship was originally planned to go backwards chronologically. That was good, saved energy, made sence. It wasn't like you could just zap yourself to a compleately different place in time, disapear one place, reapear the next- You had to travel there. First it would go slowly- the first day might go backwards in real time, the first month might be about a week long, after that a year might take a couple weeks, and it would slowly speed up the more time you went back, later tens of thouzands of years could pass in a blink of an eye- that was a problem. You could miss where you were going. This wouldn't be too bad though, when you want to go back let's say around 50,000 years you wouldn't really need an exact year. If you wanted to go back to around 4000 B.C. you wouldn't need an exact week, you'd just be there. Now for recent things, you'd usually want an exact day. Or really recent, an exact hour. I'd be going back in time to about mid day at least, to make sure I was prepared. But it could be a bit sooner, or a bit before. But I NEEDED it to be within that day. That should of been more than posible- except for the drivers and navigators of the ship were payed off- they would go to certain locations first, the places that certain people wanted, some WAY back and catch the other stuff later. That could very well ruin the whole thing. I might miss John by 50 years. Or 500 years. I could get lucky though, I just hoped for that. So we all sat in rows and rows of crowded seats, just sitting there, maybe getting something at a cafeteria (but even the plain milk had sugar in it) and maybe once in a while you could do something. So we waited. towards the middle of the dream Freddie changed into someone else (because dreams change like that) and it was disapointing and sad. He was boring and only hung around a group of other people (Merlin was one of them, strangely enough) even though it was our quest. He didn't even care about it at all. Luckilly, I managed to become lucid and tried to change him back. Like a lot of lucid dreams I'm not too powerful so it was very hard- but he managed to become Freddie again. So we continued. I didn't get to finish the dream though. Well, GOOD NIGHT, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5156 DAYS OLD!!! =D

HOLY ROCKY STRATOCASTER IT'S LATE

Yes, I NEED TO POST BEFORE MIDNIGHT... I was writing and lost track of time... WOO TIME TIME TIME. When people say "these days" as in "Autotune seems to be in everything these days" or "Kids seem to get more and more blue hair these days" or "Cows farting seems to be devistating to the ozone layer these days" (Two of those I know to be true, the second one I seemed to have made up but it could be true XD) ANYWAYS, they never specify which days. Of coarse it seems to be common knowladge that they mean the present. But what if that dosn't make sence? In a world where time is more like a fabric. Everybody wants to run their fingers in a certain direction, with the grain of the fabric. it seems smoother. But isn't it also posible to go against the grain? Or- Here's something- What if you want to go sideways. Not up or down the fabric of time, but sideways. Would you cross into a different dimention? And what if that fabric gets a tear- and you fall through it. Or if you land on another one. Or is it a sort of quantum fabric where you might get off but you'll land on it again- in a different place yet the same place... So is these days really realevant? Is the present really real or is time only an illusion? an illusion you play with without thinking so often you think it's constant. As constant as a one dimentional figure going in a single direction. But where is it really heading? Is it going nowhere? Or- is it going somewhere? And where did it come from- Ah, I'd say it's a quantum fabric. Our simple minds and memory seem to have played tricks on us, fooling us into thinking that the truth is a lie. On that note, this day in the "current time" and the "present age" I am now 5155 days old.

=D HAPPY FUN TIME =D

He sounds as weird as he sounds like he'd sound

I call this "Living on Mars", and also to be called what happens when you like the D-A-G-A  chord progression... Would show you the track where I sing it but I don't know if I could put an audio file on here and throughout the thing I kept on having to keep my cat Chubber from eating pencils, plastic, wires, a small ceramic cat (her dramatic display of fake cannibalism), a poster board, and probably some other things that I've forgotten to mention.

There was a man who lived in the world who looked at the sky all night
Looked at the moon, looked at the stars, pretending the world was alright
But every chance he'd have, he'd get a cup of tea, and laugh until dawn, he had forgotten his keys
He'd look in the door next-door, look at what fun they had... He'd wish he had more...
He was born under the sun and the clouds, he had his deal of rain. But the world around, how it would change, they said he had use his brain.
Some of his days he would wander back, back to he was before
Only to find that it was gone, left daydreaming among the poor
stay in dear, his mother had said, stay out and you'll burn your head
Wander off into the night, think too simple and you'll loose your life.
What was he searching for, inside he had not a clue
He pleaded with the world above, hoping to get a cue
He didn't know, oh what was he to do? All his life it was too much to chew,
Still he would look past his door, He missed nice people... but what was missing for?
He was given the key to the earth, but forgot it on the way there
The only proof of who he was, his mixed up eyes and tangerine hair
He stepped outside, smelled the air, looked at how everything seemed to come in pairs
Looked at the place in which he was all alone, how can you call such a world a home?
He looked at the glittering sky and cried, how can you live when the world fills with lies?
He took a ship across the sea, to see what he could find
Soon enough he found someone to fill up his mind
He no longer wandered around, cold and alone. he made up his mind, got a home
He still looked up to the sky, the sun and the stars. Everything was similar except for the moon, it was closer than it had been, living on mars.
Yes, my attempt at something for the day... I don't even remember what I did for the rest of it...

I JUST FOUND OUT WHY I SNEEZE RIGHT AFTER EATING DARK CHOCOLATE! Photic sneeze reflex, sneezing after a bunch of stimulation in the face, also happens in bright light. And I also found that dark chocolate is high in iron! and that despite popular misconceptions, vegetarians (and expecially vegans) DO consume more iron than people who eat dead animals! YAY. I'll leave you with that little bit of knowladge. OH YES, AND I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT, BUT I'LL POST IT TOMORROW OR SOMETHING. PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5154 DAYS OLD!!! =D

HAPPY XMAS! (War is Over)

This is the time of year where you sit on the couch blogging while listening to Yoko's voice, forgetting the voice part but listen to the song, and John's voice, and you don't care 'cause it's the song XD yeah, my computer finally warmed up from being in the car, I could draw things with my finger in the mist on the screen... YES, AND I GOT A CHERRY SUNBURST EPIPHONE STANDARD PRO LES PAUL! YES YES YES! Super groovy happy fun time, man! First song I ever played on the guitar was Something... Listening to Christmas Time is Here Again, HAVE A LISTEN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovX5bcIxTQ8
PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, HAPPY CHRISTMAS, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5153 DAYS OLD!!! =D

yes, and that means that tomorrow I CAN HAVE TRUFFLES! XD yes, I am tired... I finished getting my computer FAST! I can open all the programs I own (somewhere between 55 and 62 probably) and only get the swirly  circle thing to pop up 3 times! well, peace and love, PEACE AND LOVE, HAPPY XMAS, WAR IS OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)! AND I AM NOW 5152 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Don't Cry Johnny

TODAY I BACKED UP ALL THE STUFF ON MY COMPUTER. I will be restoring it so it gets all fast and fancy like when I first got it! =D Apperanly it's going to back its self up again... Hopefully only the stuff that's changed XD (which really hasn't been everything in the last 8 minuets) well--
OH YES. Last night I had a dream about a man, he was tall and had a long tan trench coat. He also had shortish curly dark brown hair and intence eyes, though I can't remember if they were blue or green. He would walk along places, wandering, mainly beaches, mainly at night. He would sing songs, ancient tunes of times past and look at the sky. He said he was crazy. He probably was. He always said he loved the moon, brought the night with it. He felt sorry for the moon, for it was the only celestial being that had to be around all the time to watch him. The sun too, but he didn't really like the sun. But he could relate to the moon. He would look up at the cosmos all night and sleep in the day. When he looked up at the night sky though, he would see all the stars and plannets and distant suns, like magnificent glitter all across the sky. He was talking to himself, illustrating the cool blue moon with words, when the sun started to come up. "Always has to burst in and interrupt everything." he said, folding his arms. The sun was bright red to golden yellow as it rose into the sky, turning everything to a bright blue and yellow sky. soon later though, it turned dark, blue to purple and sank, and the moon and the multicolor glitter-like stars were there again.
Well, got to attempt to do something with this fancy machine, AND I AM NOW 5151 DAYS OLD!!! =D

CONGRATULATIONS, WE'RE ALL STILL ALIVE

Well, today I got to do stuff. The world didn't end, the Mayans just got lazy. SAME HERE XD Today I got to eat snails (yes, the only time I have ever eaten a land animal willingly since my vegetarianism, but I don't think it's a mammal and certainly isn't a bird) and I got to see Elf as a musical. It was all pretty groovy. Along with that, I also got... I don't have anything to say XD WORDS SEEM TO EXCAPE ME... Well, first day of winter break, pretty groovy, I have money and loose change all over my floor, along with my red pants and my black and gold Beatles shirt... and the sheet music to Black Dog... and a couple of guitar picks... Erasers... Pencils... My amp... My framed drawing of George Harrison... Some webkinz that I can't belive I still own... Folded up ferry schedules from different seasons that never really change except for the colors... A belt... My Abbey Road hat... Myself... Fandango... Many other things...  Happy fun time. WELL, NOTHING MUCH TO SAY, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5150 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Obladi, Oblada, life goes on, brah! And Jai guru deva, nothings gonna change my world, nothings gonna change my world...

I promised my self 2 years ago that on this day I would sing those songs... AND I HAVE. 'Cause we ain't all dead and the world didn't end obviously XD Well, shouldn't say that, your world could of ended and you now find yourself in mine. And there are a few hours left of the solstice. Anyways, a few minuets ago I found I could kind of sing the main part of black dog, could sing it easilly an octave lower, an octave higher, could sing most of it 2 octaves higher and a bit of it 2 octaves lower. I HAVE A LARGE YET EXTREAMELY USELESS RANGE. But I'm working on my Plant like singing. Singing like a Plant. A Robbert Plant. I just end up yelling the higher words to the point my voice starts cracking, crashing, and burning. IT HURTS XD
Okay, half an hour later--- maybe I just needed to warm up- sounding okay now XD
GUESS WHAT? turns out that all the time I've been singing that song I've been making up some of my own lyrics that I thought I heard that wern't really there XD JOHN LENNON MOMENT XD I'm confused at what they really are now...

maybe almost an hour later... (yes, I'm getting sidetracked, I impulsively wanted to hear what Roger Taylor's talking voice sounded like (sounds a lot like Paul McCartney even though their singing is WAY different) and ended up watching a few short bits of things, like an interview type thing about the later days of Freddie and I was just watching something on the making of Bohemian Rhapsody, Brian goes through almost all the bits of tracks, all the backing vocals and guitars and stuff that wern't over taped, groovy stuff) And I like how Brian refers to the different feels to different guitar parts as "colors", never heard that before but it really illustrates it... It kind of makes me think of his guitar work in a different light, like pointalism, the way he does it. He takes track after track after track, like an orchestra, with different bits, different flavors, or better yet, "colors". I LOVE THAT. COLORS. =D

well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5149 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Things are going fast, and I only wish I knew where.

If I could help you any way, there's no sorry in it.

Well, they say you can pick your poison. You really don't know it's poison though, it could always be gatorade or somehting. You think it will replenish your electrolytes- and there you go, you end up with your cells bursting from osimosis, trying to even things out. It's hot in here. And I'm tired. And Jeff Lynne seems to have an obsession with pudding. And it's a real space oddity. The times of today, that is. Sometimes you feel like breaking down, but then fill with relief because it is a feeling. You know you can feel compassion. But it feels like it's tearing you apart. But that's nothing compared to who else. People have real problems. Dramatic stuff. Everyone around you is under pressure, while you just feel the weight of the world on your shoulders. You don't give a Just*n Beib*r about your own problems. You just wish you had more wisdom, more good pieces of advice instead of all your talented rubbish that seems to drip out your fingernails like a boastful fine wine, and even then things sometimes get dried up. And because the sun excapes it's thin boundaries, you start to forget yourself, who you really were in your peak. It all turns to a vat of melancholia, like the whey that is left after you gather all your precious curds. You really want to dump it down the sink- it stinks like diluted urine- but it's too hot from boiling. The only way to do that then would be to permanently damage your hands- preventing you from enjoying any kind of food. It would be over, but the people around you... It gets too tempting. To the point where you lock your self in your room, turn out your lights, and place your hands around your neck. You squeeze. Harder and harder and harder. You squeeze while you watch your face in the mirror turn red to purple, the pressure gathering in your nose until the tears run down your face. Then you let go. Why did you let go? You have no idea. You were a coward. Or was it hope? Hope in the face of the hopeless? You break down. You hate yourself even more. Careless, what were you going to do? You'd hate for anyone to find your body. You wish you could just disapear and accend into the heavens. But you didn't do enough- it wasn't your time.
It stopped striking you for a while, but every once in a while it wasn't enough- you'd break down again. And after that- you wouldn't understand. But it's not about that. No, those times are the times of self pity. You hate yourself instead of loving the world. It's you love of the world, though, that really breaks you. It leaves you with that bittersweetness in the back of your mouth. No- it's like enjoying a bowl of cereal. You satisfy your hunger- the sweet bits of corn or wheat or grain or who knows what it is, taste so sweet on your tounge. You swallow the milk and proceed out the door. But afterwards, the milk creates that weird taste, that really bad taste, you get after drinking milk. The taste accumulates in the back of  your throat and soon fades. But is that true? It's really a cycle, it ain't linear, or else I would be the happiest person in the world. No- the world would be better. They would all be happy. I'd like that. I'd really like that. If people stopped hurting- Really understood. Or at least tried, listened to sorrows. Tried listening to sorry, never reacted with hate or violence. If everybody learned to forgive, then stopped acting for the need of forgiveness. I never remotely understood the hate for any person, aside from my self. Never have. Hopefully never will.

Hey man, today I just wanted to say that if you ever want to folow your dreams, eat a banana.

Yes, this is my self portrait. Me and my love for stratocasters. And feathered hats. And bell bottoms. And fake leather jackets. And ipods filled with classic rock. And the name Fandango, the name for my strat. All of which I am in contact with as we speak. YAYS =D
well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5147 DAYS OLD!!! =D
I've been within the 5140-5150 range for a while... been 7 days, but feels like longer XD

"If your going to fail at life, make it a passion." - Some quote I just made up while opening this page to post it on

OKAY- one thing I have to ask... WHY DO I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH!?1?!??!?!?!? WHY???? It dosn't seem like something I'd like BUT IS SO GOOD!!! I LOVE IT LIKE ADAM'S ALL NATURAL CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER!- And that is very serious, mind you
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAVhmmPbVPY =D
I don't usually like 80s music, but when it's made by people big in the 60s or 70s you (usually, with the exception of much of Paul McCartney's stuff and a few others) CAN'T GO WRONG! =D
I made a gingerbread house today! it was very decorative, I did the front all fancy, needed somthing on the roof so I did the Led Zeppelin symbols (their fourth album symbols) and drew cartoon Ringo on the back in frosting. It was very pretty, until it caved in. then it was just fancy food. BUT- it still was somewhat good looking- just not as functional as it was in its prime. Like Mick Jagger. Except he's slightly less good looking then somewhat. ANYWAYS, today I had nachos. They were good. I also had a dream about a taco stand. And I should get to sleep. I taught myself how to play the George Harrison version of If Not For You, easier then I thought =)
PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5146 DAYS OLD!!! =D

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2.

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Won't even notice when it's gone, Pagey darling. 

Yes, I'm the great pretender...

What is your special? What kind of special are you?
I just stayed up later than I should have writing something that may not be even good 'cause I can hardly think... I am so tired XD I would love to say something more, but I think I should be getting to sleep. Peace and love, peace and love, and I am now 5144 days old =D




 

I was reclining in the back of the bus, the seats aranged in a circle. Favio and Jasperaine had fallen asleep somewhere, Jasperaine's legs stretched across the isle. It was very late, I was surprized I was up. Hariban and Farika were also on the bus, Hariban face down on the seat across from me, Farika behind a curtain we set up (we may be strange, but we're gentlemen, at least I am). Miko was somewhat awake, next to me, trying to move a lock of hair out of his face with his tounge. This went on for about thirty-six minuets until Hariban started screaming in his sleep about his “secret dish”, we all didn't have any clue what that was about.

“That was bloody anoying.” Jasperaine laughed,

“Don't even know what that was about” Hariban shrugged, “I was having a dream about cows.”

“We should really get back to sleep, might have to do something tomorrow...” Favio yawned.

“You guys go ahead, I ain't really tired.”

“Suit yourself Liten...” They all made their way towards the front of the bus. I studdied the barren landscape outside for a while, barrely lit from behind the headlights. Wonder if I ever lived in a place like this...My pondering was inturrupted when someone suddenly sat down in the seat next to me.

“Sorry if I startled you, I can't sleep well either...” It was Farika, her sky blue eyes still bright in the night, reflecting the pale moon.

“No, it's fine, I was getting a bit bored...” I folded my bony hands together awkwardly, looking over at her tangled red hair.

“I find that hard to belive,” she smiled, leaning back, “You seem to always be thinking of something... Cleaver, arn't you?”

“They do say I'm a cleaver laev... An ugly one at that...” I chuckled, trying to fix my dark tangled mess of a beard.

“Don't say that- You look gorgeous compared to those fat pigs they seat at the top of society these days,that's for sure.” she laughed quietly- then suddenly became aware of what she said. “Oh, I didn't mean it like-”

“No, your right, the leaders of the government to tend to get ugly as they inbreed.” I said, intirely serious. She cracked up.

“Ah... I don't get why would anyone would ever want to not listen to you guys... If nothing else you guys are entertaining!”

“I try my best, that I do. I just hope we don't come across as flippant- I mean with you, you can just see your passion- but sometimes we must seem like a joke, don't we?” She just laughed at that.

“The others, maybe... Jasperaine in particular, but the things you do... there's passion in that. Besides, your also an entertainment group, have to give the public something.”

“I've always wondered about what exactly that something was that we're giving to the public... What did you think before you got into all this?”

“You gave me a ticket to join a revelution. Though I didn't get to hear much about you, being as remote as I was, I heard about four men going against the whole world. Figured I could do it too.” She took a bottle out of a bag, “Bit thirsty with all this dryness... Want a drink?”

“I don't really drink on these trips... Get motion sickness real easilly anyways...”

“Oh, no, it's tea, don't get too excited!” she poured a bit in a cup, “Guess you'll be wanting some?”

“Well, now I might... Not anything suspicious in that tea, is there?” I smiled.

“The mysterious mint plant- Known to drive a man insane.”

“Sarcasm, I can dig it.” I took the cup.

“So, how have you been liking the countryside so far?” she joked, making a jesture to the endless plane of sand out of the window.

“Makes my nose itch. Other than that, it's as exotic as Jasperaine's shorts.” I made her laugh again, still grinning. “You know, I can't tell if you think what I'm saying is funny or you're just laughing at my accent.”

“What do you think?”

“I actually think it's my mustache.”

“Or it could be your vest.” she giggled, pulling on one of the beads.

“What's wrong with my vest? I made this thing famous, you know.”

“Don't these strings get tangled in anything?” she grinned, twisting one of the thin strips of leather in her thin pale fingers.

“Is this some sort of undercover interview, or do you just really want to feel my vest?”

“Sorry, just a bit tired...”

“You can try it on, if it makes you happy. Smells like dirt and sweat though. Essence of Liten Aravid.” she laughed, eyes sparkling. “I know you've been eyeing it, looking in my direction, I'm going to safely assume it's the threads and not me.” I slightly laughed, jokingly taking the vest off and handing it to her.

“Bit big, does smell like sweat, dirt, smoke, car paint... Has a nice feel to it though...” she smiled soflty, smoothing out the piece of clothing.

“Next you're going to want one of my shirts.” I held out the rim of my sleeve. She stroked the fabric, down my arm and brushed the dark palm of my hand.

“Where do you get your strange clothing?”

“Markets all around the weirdest places you've ever scene, call 'em the hippie capitals of the world.” she laughed,

“Well, better give this back to you then,” she slipped the vest off, pulled the sleeve past my arm, wrapping it smoothly across my shoulders, slipping on the other side, slow and sweet, her long fingernails brushing against my right shoulder. I leaned back, looking over.

“Are you sure you didn't put anything in that tea, 'cause I'm feeling something like I havn't felt in a long time...”

“Only what you put in your curry.”

“Is that when it started?” She her smiling eyes seemed

A Night At The Opera

It was the symphony, actually, that's why I'm up so late, that and a big cup of coffee... Have I ever mentioned I'm a tea drinker? XD I could hardly sit still. I could of named this "A Night at the Symphony", but I've never heard of that album, but I'm sure such an album probably exists somewhere... I'LL LOOK IT UP.
I was correct, it is a compilation album of various classical songs by the likes of fancy people from the 1700s who played the harpsichord before the piano was invented... GROOVY... I feel like going to sleep. Before all that, around 16:00 (Lazing on a SATURDAY afternoon, yes) I had a dream about John Lennon and a type writer. it was very simple, I just saw John Lennon using a type writer, and the keys hitting the page, letters in spaces, and the sound it made. Last night I had a dream where Freddie Mercury was still alive and looked like Bob Dylan and was somewhat insane, but still was Freddie. Exept a little more essentric. And he looked like Bob Dylan with a mustache. It was odd. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW OFFICIALLY 5143 DAYS OLD!!! =D

And just wanted to mention, I'm wearing a shirt that looks like something Robert Plant would wear in the 70s, except with something underneath it. But I CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT ROGER DALTREY, because not enough people have donated to the Roger Daltrey Needs a Shirt Foundation... You'll come around when you see him preform shirtless 15 years from now.

MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR!

I just watched the special they had on the Magical Mystery Tour on PBS, and next they'll show the movie! It was funny hearing peoples' responces, I always thought probably only 1 in 85 people would find the movie "bearable", and 75% of those people would find it "MOST EXELENT", and I am the lattermost of the latter. They were expecting a story with a plot, a nice christmas special. It's not supposed to be a story, or a movie, or whatever- It's a work of art! A rather abstract piece of art, and featuring the best group musicians ever to grace the 20th century, The Beatles!
NOW IT'S STARTING!

OKAY, JUST WATCHED IT... PSYCHEDELLIC, MAN! I expecially like the scene with Paul and the fool on the hill was playing... Ah, love the scenes and the colors... and Ringo and his aunt, seeing him act... And when John was playing with a little girl "Should we give the baloon to George" XD George... His mustache was GREAT XD and I think my VERY FAVORITE PART was the wizards XD that was the best of all. well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5142 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Please open up your hearts and donate now to the RDNS fund (the Roger Daltrey Needs a Shirt Fund) and supply a 68 year old Roger Daltrey with a fully functionable buttoned shirt for many concerts to come, starting today. Please consider those out there, either it being a Roger Daltrey or a viewer of Roger Daltrey. Thank you.

IT'S THURSDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? That tomorrow is Friday. I get tired, which I will be supplying my sleapless self with sleep soon.
well, don't have much to do or to say...
Wasn't going to do anything anyway
What do you think, and by the way,
You should really look at your own mind today

I don't really care what you do or wear
any how or any where
What you choose to think and say
How you choose to spend your pay
But please, please don't get in anyone's way

I just spent time... between the letters "y" and the capital "I" that began the sentence before this one. I made a song. it was okay. I might hate it in the morning XD but ah well. it wasn't the song I typed out there, no, that was just random stuff that I don't know yet. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AN LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5141 DAYS OLD!!! =D

In the song Inside Out, I think Bob Dylan might of took inspiration from some experience with an eye condition in his childhood... Wonder what it's called when you can only see a very certain wave length, though if any color I would pick yellow too.
And he's as short as Ringo, amazing, ain't it? if only I were that tall XD

12/12/12

Nine more days according to the mayan calendar... According to my calandar the world ended on December 31, 2011 because I failed to purchase a new one.

This post is dedicated to Ravi Shankar, 4/7/20- 12/11/12. A day late it seems, in this modern world I usually get to know if something happens in a second, unless it's something I care about...  Ah, I remember first hearing that strange instrument when I was around 7 years old on a song I didn't know yet to be Norwegian Wood... I had found it to be a sitar played by George Harrison by the time I was 12, happilly downloading the Rubber Soul album, finding the variety of the album quite facinating. Over time I came to know and love George and the rest of the Beatles very well, finding that he was taught the sitar by a good friend, Ravi Shankar. For the longest while I'd have dreams of even just getting to play the instrument, sometimes even mastering it with a single touch as if magic were at work, it was always quite thrilling. So naturally I've always wanted to play the sitar, I just didn't have a Ravi to teach me... or the money to buy one, of coarse. And along with that I became some what of a fan of Ravi Shankar, even having a dream with him in it once, mentioning and refrencing to him like I do the rest of the classic rock icons that sadly no one gets who they even are... One thing I didn't know was that he was 92 years old, and as I say many times, "Why that's older than RINGO!" yes, quite an achievement to live longer than Richard Starkey XD

And on the note of classic rock icons, I have been attempting at small bits of Brian May's soloing... I'm afraid small bits are hard to master XD Millionaire Waltz is a song I've been looking at, pure genius. Well, I should be getting to sleep soon, I celebrated the minuet of 12/12/12 12:12, like I did with 11/11/11 11:11 and 10/10/10 10:10, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5140 DAYS OLD!!! =D

ARE YOU AT A GREATER RISK OF BEING SCALDED BY A WATER HEATER?

I just did a beutiful sketch that I will probably draw nicer and bigger and make into a nice illustration... It was inspired by this, part of something I read that Yoko wrote a couple of years ago:

THE TEAMAKER

by Yoko Ono Lennon

John and I are in our Dakota kitchen in the middle of the night. Three cats: Sasha, Micha and Charo are looking up at John, who is making tea for us two.
Sasha is all white, Micha is all black. They are both gorgeous, classy Persian cats. Charo, on the other hand, is a mutt. John used to have a special love for Charo. “You’ve got a funny face, Charo!” he would say and pat her.
“Yoko, Yoko, you’re supposed to first put the tea bags in, and then the hot water.” John took the role of the teamaker, for being English. So I gave up doing it. It was nice to be up in the middle of the night, when there’s no sound in the house, and sip the tea John would make.
One night, however, John came up with “I was talking to Aunt Mimi this afternoon and she says you are supposed to put the hot water in first. Then the tea bag. I could swear she taught me to put the tea bag in first, but…”
“So all this time, we were doing it wrong?”
“Yeah…”
We both cracked up.

There's more to it, but there's the part that inspired me, I've got them in the kitchen which has been a nice exercise, really makes you think "What would be in a kitchen?" "John and Yoko's kitchen?" "A kitchen in the early 80s?" "What would be on the walls?" and so on...  And I added the silluette of Charo in the foreground, needed something there, might as well be one of the cats =D well, peace and love, peace and love, and I am now 5139 days old =D

I bet YOU don't have an illegal paperweight.

I just listened/watched a live version of Chuck Berry's Roll Over Beethoven... THAT GUY CAN PLAY GUITAR! (I must confess I'm even confused at if I like his version better than the beatles' version- and usually their version is the best of nearly every song- but this was just purely epic. If they didn't have George singing it...) well, I finished THE LAST OF MY PAPER DOLLS!!! (except for my instruments I'm making)

I love his orange tinted glasses! and the purple suit, and his green uniform, the classic new york shirt and the people for peace jacket! AND HIS FACE. yes, I am excited. And I purchased the entire Traveling Wilburys collection last night- VOLUMES 1 AND 3! someday archeologists 1000 years in the future will unearth the long lost 2nd volume... the one none of them knew they had, or forgot by obvious means XD but at least Dhani would probably remember... Or he was sworn into secrecy by the RRBTW (the Rock 'n' Roll Bureu of the Traveling Wilburys) and shipped off into a safe house in Pepperland to be hypnotized into forgetting it for nine months and nine days by Jeremy (who had become a master at hypnosis while reading his numerous books) while a magical George Harrison clone replaced him, because no one could tell the difference. He soon was adapted back into normal life, the clone's memories were imported into his brain, but he still has trouble to this day thinking tall blue people holding giant green apples are going to suddenly turn on him and attack him. This fear was starting to become entirely dormant when the release of "Avatar" reawakened the fear, giving him a severe phobia. Since then he has been seing a psychiatrist every tuesday at 3:00. When he can't make it to important events that just happen to conflict with the time, he just sends the clone in his place who has been conveniently keeping the same exact apperance as Dhani. Well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEAE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5138 DAYS OLD!!! =D

THIS IS HAPPY SOCKS.

Yes, I got some awesome socks. AND finished a fat essay. WIN.
A few days ago I had been delayed from posting my dream I had and I still kind of remember it (and don't have much else to say, except to remind myself to draw a drawing of John and Yoko with tea for two, inspired by something I read)
Well, there was a boy who lived near a jungle in india. He spent his time on a rug staring at the sun. One day there were all these people visiting his small viliage, for some reason people had to team up in groups of two for some sort of crisis. He sat on his rug, alone, squinting at the bright sky. After a while a girl came over. eventually they teamed up, she was quite a bit older than him then in my dream, he was only a child and she had to be about six years older. Anyways, later in my dream the boy found an orange salamander. It was very very small and looked like a worm, yet there was something poetic about it. It had to live in a potted plant in a garden, the boy looked after it every second of every day, making sure it didn't excape for it might die on it's own. he'd feed it, move it to the shade when it was too hot and move it to the sun when it was too cold and protect it. the girl visited him once in a while as they grew older.
The dream had a brief detour in theme and then moved to a map. it changed into the actual land it was representing, showing deep bodies of bright blue water and jungle all around. it was beutiful, yet there was war going on around. it seemed to be untouched by the evils of violence when a group of people were diving and they found an underwater ship, almost as if it had sank but it had meant to be there. They went closer. What they didn't know yet was there was a bomb, an unusual sort of radioactive bomb that would instantly shoot out a beam of destruction, what ever solid it would touch would simply disapear. Alarmingly someone swam too near it- and lost the top half of their head, the rest of them remaining perfectly intact. Of coarse that was fatal, even in a dream, and quite traumatic. Afterwards the dream shifted to a different scene in which I was in, my actual real self, strangely enough. I had heard about what had happened, and when I learned the name of the person I realised I knew them and let out a cry of terror.
That part of the dream seemed to be forgotten because the next scene I was in a workshop with a bunch of other people. It was a class, I forgot what it was for but it was going to be something I wanted to learn. We all waited for the teacher when he stepped through the door- to my ultimate surprise and excitement it was George Harrison! (He looked like he did in the late 90s) I was speechless for the longest time. After a while of the class we had learned a bit and George asked the class if they knew his name because he had forgotten to introduce himself. Some just didn't know or said "Um...." while some said "Jim", which confused me and slightly alarmed and disapointed me in the way that it might. "You guys don't know who he is?" I asked incredulously, "His name is George, George Harrison-" then george turned to me with a slight smile and said "Shhhhh... My name is Jim, wouldn't want my cover blown, now would we?" "Ohhh...." I said, slightly embarassed, "I'm so sorry- I didn't know..." "No matter, no harm done" he said, returning to his work, "Yes, my name is Jim."
The class continued on, while the dream went back to the boy. Years had passed, he was now around 16, and he walked towards the plant. There were dozens of orange salamanders all over the plant- and one really big one, it's middle like a sphere. That was his salamander he had in the beginning- it had grown from the size of a single grain of rice to the size of an orange.
Later that day him and the girl from before went to a wedding party. It was George's, and he was getting married to Olivia (which dosn't really make sence, he married her in the 70s, not the 90s, and in the dream she had lived in the vilage which also dosn't make much sence, but it was great all the same) I might of been there too. There was a bunch of people wearing brightly colored clothing that seemed to swirl around as they danced. There was music and it was all quite fun, the last thing I remember is Olivia and George dressed in white standing on a hill as the sun set.
Well, that was my dream, glad I still remembered it, been a while, well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 513-SOME NUMBER DAYS OLD!!! =D

32 years from this day...

December 8th, 1980, a man had been shot, one bullet in the back for every decade of his exciting yet tragically short life. His wife was there, the two unimaginably close, she had to hear his screams as he bled. The one who shot him felt no grief, just an empty, wretched feeling as the gun was shook out of his hands. His wife cradled him in her arms as his life slowly escaped him, people were screaming, crying. An ambulance arrived, taking the man to the hospital as fast as it could. Yet it was too late. He died in the middle of the night. No time to even write a song about the feelings of dying. That's how it goes.

It's been 32 years since. People still remember very well, he will be remembered always by countless all over the world. Even those who don't know his name, I am sure everyone has heard him, his voice, his songs. He was a wonderful man, not saying he wasn't human, he had countless flaws like everyone else. But along with that he was different. He was a dreamer. An idealist. He longed for peace. He was unusually and delightfully creative, one of the best musicians there ever has been. Even though he could be quite the rebel, there was a soft side to him. Loving, dreaming of a better time where we could all just live in peace. He wanted to get a message across and wasn't afraid to reveal his whole being to get there (both metaphorically and literally), he screamed and cried and wasn't afraid to show it. He didn't need to hide. He was weird, really really really weird, and he knew it. He was a self proclaimed freak. At the best of times he loved it. Some did too, the others hypocritically criticized him, thinking they were too good. He said it as it was. He could be deep, he could feel, he was a real person. He laughed, he cried, he screamed and fought the wrongs in society not with violence, weapons, guns or knives but with words, with reason and pleading, with ideology and yet some cynicism. He thought it could be possible for everyone to live together in harmony if we all could get past all the things in front of us, violence, greed, and hate most of all, for all you really need is love. It's up to you to decide if it's true. He once said there was nothing you can do that can't be done.

His name is John Lennon, a dreamer.

UGH...

I really need to sleep, I'd love to tell you my dream and I might later in the night but I've got a REALLY bad headache and need to sleep, also feel naucious... Well, peace and love, peace and love AND I AM NOW 5135 DAYS OLD!!! =D

1908

Today I ate a "mozzerella" cheese stick that really tasted like fake cheddar... 'n' stuff... Weekdays with nothing to say....I feel like playing Fandango (my strat, just in case you havn't noticed) Fandango's a nice generic strat... lost a screw on the back, almost always set on the last pickup, used to be little flakes of plastic left on the fretboard from when I tried using some random cap to something as a slide... Ah, good memories, now I've got meself a real slide of glass...

OKAY, just reading a beatles book I got, it has little tickets and pictures and things in the pages and I found a souvenir programme (SPELLED LIKE REAL ENGLISH) and started reading it, it has a little short paragraph about each of their hobbies and stuff, and here's part of Ringo's:
"was in the same class as Billy Fury, hobbies include drums, cars and well built blondes, 5' 5" tall."
HIS HOBBIES INCLUDE WELL BUILT BLONDES XD XD XD XD XD Oh, Ringo XD that's the best XD it does have verious misspellings on it but I don't think that was an accident XD and both his wives were brunettes (who sometimes happened to dye their hair blonde XD) I remember hearing an interview when they were saying about how they all used to like blondes and in a few years they simply didn't care anymore (the screaming probably got to them XD)
So there you go, when someone asks you about your hobbies and you say "Well built blondes" as a joke to an interviewer, you may find it on a souvenir programme XD

John's said he likes intelegent blondes (but it was under likes, not hobbies XD)
WOO I JUST LOOKED THROUGH ALL THOSE FUN LITTLE ITEMS =D it was Awesome, I have a bunch of postcards signed by them now =D I also have a dvd too with a bunch of short little things like when they got their M.B.E. medals and a quick interview and the police trying to take care of hundreds of screaming fans... I'm going to put it on my ipod =D well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5134 DAYS OLD!!! =D

EYE CRAMP.

Yes, I have an eye cramp. along with a neck cramp and a cramp in my very lower back. WHY? I have no idea. and I mindlessly severed some of the flesh from my smallest finger on my fretboard hand, between the nail and the skin, and I'm also expiriencing tiredness, but not enough to sleep as I should... I drew a weird picture today, with all sorts of stuff in it =D
I like pie, it is my favorite kind of pie, it is pie. I am severely tired and should sleep now XD well, peace and love, peace and love, and I am now 5133 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Grade A hair structure, very little people posess it

Yes, I just wasted a MASSIVE amound (combination of amount and mounds (which may or may not be a word), mainly because I just hit the d instead of the t) of time, which I will now make up for by writing what comes to mind...
TRAVELLING WILBURYS!!!!! YAY!!!!! (I just listened to the new music video I got- Handle With Care)
yes, I did write something, but I'm to lazy to put it on here XD well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5132 DAYS OLD!!! =D

"That nose with a short guy attatched to it"

Yes, this post, like many others, is dedicated to Richard B. Starkey. Unlike the others, this one has been inspired by reading the Uncyclopedia article on him. Yes, it was hillarious. But this is not about that. It is about Ringo. And the future of this blog. I'm sorry... But I think I might type the letter i in the next sentence! I AM SO SORRY!!! Wow, I actually did. AMAZING. Ringo has one i in it, just saying. And Ringo has two eyes. Like every normal two eyed organism on this plannet- But very few single beings can claim to reach the fame of Ringo. I may do an art study on his mustaches... of coarse that leads to a project I was going to do that never saw the light of completion at the end of the tunnel... YET. XD I will look at it to see how out of date the drawing is...
UGH. I spent so long on each picture and looking back I could do better in two minuets... XD well, If I really wanted to do it I could probably even doodle them in class or something. BUT I DON'T KNOW. Well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5131 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Okay, so I just randomly saw what was on the front page of deviantArt. I FORGOT HOW AMAZING IT WAS- All this awesome art- well, then a few my little pony things, but you get used to ignoring it XD
I need to scan in my micron drawings and try coloring that...

Me and my rugged good looks that I apperantly posess...

I feel weird, like I've acomplished something, but in an awkward way... I don't know what to do XD I just feel. I always thought I might be something, but I never expected anyone else to think so. Besides superficial comments, that is. I see the lights flicker. My head is full of stuff, spinning, hurting, aching, yet empty- and I feel like there is something trying to excape, something delicate inside my chest flying around in circles at the fastest it can go, but not as fast as me. I can put on my cap, my self, and just play a loud chord on my guitar and laugh like a maniac- that's what I'd really like to do. But then again- I am facinated by life right now. What really goes on in the minds around us? I always thought people just went on, maybe they were just thinking to themselves. I think on a multiversal scale, but that usually puts me in the clouds. Lofty up in my brain. Flippant. I laugh at it. What is it? Hillarious in it's own way. But others? they could be looking at you. Straight at you. And maybe the pieces of the puzzle won't fit, maybe it will bounce off, find another piece, and maybe some day the puzzle will be complete. I can only dream of that day. It must be wonderful when the puzzle is done.
But now it isn't yet.
And I don't know what to do. I somehow got the notion over the years that I was a different piece, and that I am. But I thought I was a piece that may have gotten messed up, one of the links snapped off, then the next- and soon I'd be just a smooth piece of cardboard- tossed away, to find another piece. But there cannot be another piece.
CAN'T YOU SEE? If someone was then the puzzle would never be finished! I don't want to stop the puzzle, and maybe I won't. I might not be a flat, pointless piece of ugly cardboard. I might not have my sides snapped off, forced to be in silence and solitude while the cruel world and the friendly souls trapped in it dance around me, a cosmic dance that leaves you guessing no matter how mundane it seems. Maybe I'm not like that. Maybe I have to be the messed up one with even more connecting pieces- Not messed up. Different. Think of how many of those are in the world. I'm one in 89,000,007. That is the number that has been metaphorically stamped on me, a number we might all have, maybe we all have our colors. It takes time though. Everything does. And if you ever think the things you spend time on, the things you dream about are worthless, stupid? Well, you might be just refusing to work on the puzzle.
Every single day, a chain of events are leading to your greatest moments, you might think that one speck of a single minute crumb of bread might not do anything, but that feeds something small, which intern feeds something bigger, and bigger, and pretty soon the whole entire earth is fed. That's how things work. With out that, it wouldn't. Well, that closes this, peace and love, peace and love, I say goodnight to you all on the 5130th day of my life =D

89000007 THE FABTASTIC says it's 12/1/12

YAY I REMEMBERED MY DREAM LAST NIGHT! AND IT WAS LUCID! (I typed it in the morning, and I will paste it now)

I had a dream when it was christmas and I wanted a webkinz I have no idea why, but I REALLY wanted a webkinz to the point of obsession XD
Later I went to a toy store with yellow walls and red curtains and a wood floor, a small toy store owned by a tall man with brown hair and a thin mustache. He also had an accent. Might of been from Holland. There were shelves around the same color of the floor with al kinds of things and I found an electric guitar that was so small my fingers were bigger than the frets (And I have small fingers), but I still managed to solo on it. it was awesome.
Later in the dream (or a whole new dream) I had a lucid dream. Somewhat, but lucid all the same. I was in a park, and I saw Freddie Mercury in a top hat, white gloves, and a long purple jacket (And other clothing of coarse XD, just don't remember whatever else he was wearing). He looked like he did in around 1975 I'd say, and I danced with him (That would be my dream self, my dream self was somewhat different in this dream, but still older than I am now except for being ageless. I was also a bit more feminine. Wasn't really myself but still was. And I have no idea how to dance, but in the dream I did XD) the trees around seemed to be florescent, sparkling, and there was a bridge above a small steady flowing river.
Some time later I had come to know him well (Now he had short hair and a mustache), and I found that Freddie had become lost. We were on vacation somewhere and he was using a fake name. It was Richard, I've forgotten the surname but there was one. One day I was going to talk to him or something, and people just said he was lost. Disapeared. Could of been kidnapped. No one knew where he was at all. We searched around, and still no one could find him. It was quite devastating, I had no idea if I'd see him again.  I  walked out of the hotel onto the bright sandy sidewalk with the sun shining down and a few palm trees and eucalyptus trees (Why eucalyptus trees? I have no idea.) blowing in the soft wind. It was very hot, around 80 degrees, but still pleasant. I looked to the sun- I was starting to wake up! I wouldn't get to find Freddie! Luckilly I remembered that if you spin in a circle in your lucid dreams it may help you stay in them. I did that, and it worked! I was trying with all my consciousness to stay unconscious, and I walked around. I found the same toy store from the first dream strangely enough, and walked inside. Now it was a popular diner with white decor along with multicolored polkadots. It was REALLY cool looking. They were going to have a meeting for the "Middle aged women's knitting club" pretty soon so I had to hurry up. I asked the person at the desk for help and was shown to the next room. It looked exactly like the toy store did before but was now something like a police station that also made cookies for senior citizens. It also had a long line of copy machines. I asked the same man from the toy store (who now as a police man had a thicker mustache, but still had his strange accent)  what to do, and he told me a telephone number to call (there was an old black rotary telephone on a shelf on the wall) I used the method of loci to remember the number and then called it. I would now go to a place where they might help me find him. I went to the place, a large building with large windows all across the wall with metal beams in-between. Inside it was air conditioned, it was all very professional and there were marble floors with light grey walls. A woman in a suit came over and showed me to a VERY LARGE FANCY PRINTER, and told me what to do. His identity could be captured in one of the photographs, then I'd have to release it. So I printed out a picture of Freddie (now Richard) and the printer printed out about 50 extra. I had to make sure I got ALL the pictures of him, it was very serious, you wouldn't want some stranger to take advantage of his captured identity. So, I took the pictures. Somehow that showed me a general location of where he was. I'd have to go to a certain city to release him. That was supposed to happen but the dream kind of changed and he was realeased anyways and I still had to find him. I went to a city where he may have been and checked around for a Richard whatever his last name was, in hopes that he was still using that name. Eventually I was SO close and got to leave him a package to be delivered.
My dream then went to Freddie. He had no money and was living in a small shelter he had made out of sticks on a hill. He had gotten one of those big yellow-orange envalopes with bubblewrap inside. he opened it, there was a bunch of papers and things and he didn't know who they were from. He shook the envalope upsidown to see if there was anything else in it. a small thin piece of paper drifted out. he picked it up to find it was from me and I had told him to meet me at a restaurant at 8:00. Finally someone had found him! Very excited, he made his way into town.
He arrived at the restaurant (A VERY fancy expensive one, aperantly I was rich in the dream too) and tried to get in. The people at the front working there wouldn't let him in even though he said he had a reservation. He eventually shoved past them and managed to burst through the door. I was sitting there and saw him. "Freddie!" I exclaimed, as he ran to the table, I had finally found him. The End.

Yes, would of not remembered it to that detail XD And that's what happens to your subcontious mind when you learn to play a Queen song on your guitar and then mention the name Farrokh Bulsara on your blog... I WANT TO HAVE AN ADVENTURE IN MY DREAM WITH RINGO NEXT- so there, Ringo Ringo Ringo Ringo Ringo Ringo Starr XD (but the funny thing was I seemed to post more about George last night, so I think I will now revisit the guitar intro to Octopus's Garden =D) well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5129 DAYS OLD!!! =D

What is the color of your excape?

Well, I want to eat something. I'm just wondering if "Dee do de de" actually means anything in the language of Farrokh Bulsara... Makes me want to collect postage stamps... I just drew a picture of Merlin! Why do they capitalize "I" and not "a"? I've wondered that almost literally all my life (ever since I knew about capitalizing letters, that is, probably around when I was 6, maybe) I'm going to capitalize it. That is, I drew A picture of Merlin. DOSN'T THAT LOOK MORE PLEASING TO THE EYE? It pleases my eye wonderfully, my dear. I still have duct tape on my leg from this morning, but it could of been the afternoon, really. I am still hungry. I need to eat some food. When my neck can't hold up my head, it's a pretty good indicator I should get some food. But I don't want to walk up stairs... and be disapointed... probably won't be much to eat. I just now noticed that George Harrison has A diamond face shape. the things you notice when your staring at things... I really should eat something, I'm not typing as good. and things are getting dark. I'll get back to this after I eat some food...
I just ate. That was roughly a forty minuet gap, and now I am not as inspired... Well, peace and love, peace and love, and I am now 5128 days old

 Please turn this way(either A or B): 
A.⟳
B.⬌
If confused, please resort to C.
C.⬍
WARNING! DO NOT OBEY THE RULES OF D OR ELSE SOCIETY WILL FROWN UPON YOU AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL SHUN YOU.

D. Look ⇧, Then give ☮ a chance.

If your eyes have wandered to the bottom of this post, you may happen to find E. Seek your own meaning, some say it holds the answers to all questions.


 All other letters have been left for the realm of the nevertyped.

 Don't ask strangers random questions or they may hurt you, give you a weird look, or maybe even give you candy or something but they will never give you the answer. Maybe.

 DO NOT SKIP DOWN. You may offend small children in the process.

Custard Pie.


WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR POCKETS?

The sign said to keep off it, but really it was so symbolic it made my day.


Coupons are for people who collect coupons, but seldom use them.


I had a dream once about a mustache.

Eat ALL your veggies.


Vitamins help activate enzymes, apperantly.

I need a size 5 micron pen.

GOT TO BE SOME GOOD TIMES AHEAD...


Listen to them sing their songs.


Have you ever seen Bonzo withought a mustache? it's a real life changing expirience.


Miniature stuff for the elderly corporation. A non profit organization that sadly dosn't exist.

Did you know that eating animals actually contributes 40% more to greenhouse gasses than all forms of transportation combined?



John Lennon hammered an imaginary nail, paying some imaginary money. Touching story, actually.


Mainstream is like, SOOO mainstream... (But truthfully Maroon 5 is even more mainstream, corrupting at massive scales)


 My hands still smell of cheese and ketchup. YAY.




George Digs Love.


How old are your socks right now?


"Eating cows with such persistence dosn't offer much resistance to this cockamamie business"
-A very awesome person, guitarist, singer, songwriter, sitarist, unibrowist, actor, Beatle, fan of Monty Python, former inhabitant of Friar Park, about 5'11", brown eyes, brown hair, was about 140 pounds in 1963, gained some weight with age preventing him from wearing his original sgt. pepper suit in the making of the When We Was Fab video as I heard in an interview, but didn't look any fatter at all, Member of The Traveling Wilburys, not a fan of taxes or getting sued, most successful solo album was released in 1971, Liverpudlian accent, lover of Fender Stratocasters, painter of houses, unique and highly skilled slide guitarist, underrated (but not as much as his friend Richard Starkey), liked to go to car races, has one son that looks EXACTLY like he did, vegetarian, born February 25th, 1943, good friends with Eric Clapton, got deported from Germany when he was 17, favorite candy WAS jelly babies, but I'm not so sure about afterwards, was called "The Quiet Beatle" but could be quite the opposite.


Do you like fried frenches?

DUTCHLAND, home of the marshmallows. (REALLY? I highly doubt it.)


My pants look not as bright as they did this morning


Obey the laws of the laws you want, eh, the others are really your choice.


Some people look like their eyes, and other people have eyes.


I like all the colors!!!!!!!!!! =D









E.

What is your favorite Megabrow™?

GUESS WHAT? I remembered two of my my dreams last night. And the second one was semi-lucid =D
OKAY, so I got a book from the library (Funny thing is, can't remember last time I actually did that XD) I don't remember actually getting the book, but I had it. And it was from the library. You know how dreams change gradually but it dosn't seem like that in the dream? Well, the book started out slightly naughty, then by the time the dream did anything else it was BEYOND DISTURBING. So, naturally my dream self needed to immediately hide it XD. I didn't even want to give it back to the library it was so... Well, you get the picture. What if someone found it? What would I say? I came up with all these complex stories and then thought "Well, what really happened to make me get this book?" I COULD NOT REMEMBER. So I hid it somewhere. After a while there was a big feast with all these people over and I got so paranoid that someone would find it that I couldn't bear it anymore. I would of burned it, but I didn't want to pay the library for it XD. So I got the book and showed it to my mom. I don't know why, and the weird thing was what happened next. She said "I've been wanting you to read a book like that!" and I was just thinking "WHAT THE HECK?" And I turned the book around to look at it- and it was a book about sports, with a bunch of pictures of puppies and kittens in the back. WHAT? so, I showed it to someone else sitting at the table. I turned it around- and it was a book about science, slightly smaller and thinner. I showed it to someone else and it became an even smaller and thinner book about the weather. I showed it to someone else and it became even smaller and thinner, a book about art. I kept on doing this until it became a painting, a portrait of a boy. I showed it to someone else, and it kept on getting smaller and more abstract, and after three paintings it became a purple egg with lumps on it. I showed it to the last person and it was slightly smaller, like a chicken egg except larger and purple and it's surface had lumps on it. I was running down a hallway with it when someone said "Throw it on the ground!" and I laughed and said "No, the library probably still wants it." they told me to through it on the ground again, and I did. It cracked in two and was hardboiled inside. We chopped it up and put it in a soup, and all ate it. The End.
The next dream I had was much shorter but very vivid looking. I was in Canada and it was night time and very warm. I got into a vehicle, kind of like those things in disneyland that you get on when you first get there, and it took me to all kinds of places, it became bright and was all very warm, I remember seeing the bright leaves in the trees, it was all very clear, I could see every detail on the leaves. I could tell I was going somewhere, somewhere great. Then my alarm went off.
Well, peace and love, peace and love, should get to sleep, AND I AM NOW 5127 DAYS OLD!!! =D

11:53

Well, was your day as fantastic as... I HAVE NO IDEA.
I just realised that I have not been inspired but then realised that feeling is only produced because I am entirely uninspired right now... EH, could always work on something... The only thing I want to work on involves a program that keeps making my tablet malfunction...
OKAY, decided I don't want to do that, either... Should get to sleep... I'll feel better in the morning. I do want to practice going through my mind palace... I still remember the numbers from last night XD
Well, better get to sleep, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5126 DAYS OLD!!! =D

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WELL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? I have a strange combination of "The Show Must Go On" and "Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown" stuck in my head. It's rather strange. I am oddly tired, and should go to sleep. I've been working further on the meathod of Loci, and OH- MY DREAM- Just trying to use the meathod of loci on it made me remember it VERY easilly, because the part I remembered when I woke up was very short.
I taught some guy to spell the word "The", but it was actually "End". Funny, because it was the end of the dream XD well, peace and love, peace and love, I should play my strat now...
THAT WAS THE OTHER PART I REMEMBERED THAT I FORGOT I REMEMBERED!
I had to dunk my amp in the sink (someone told me I had to, forgot who or why) and then they told me to plug it in and it BROKE, ALONG WITH THE NECK OF MY STRAT! IT SNAPPED JUST BELOW THE NUT! it was very traumatic. then I had to dunk my computer in there and the evil magical properties of the water made it spontaniously TURN INTO A MICROSOFT WINDOWS XP. NOT AS BAD AS THE TRAUMATIC DEATH OF MY GUITAR, BUT A MACBOOK PRO TURNING INTO A PC IS WORTHY OF THE WORST NIGHTMARES. yeah. evil sink water. XD.
Well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5126 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Murdering time in a most unconventional manner,

Last night I had a dream about something, I remembered it well. Now I can't and it's a real drag. I decided just now to start my own memory palace using the method of loci. I will put my dreams in the basement in a fancy box.
Okay, I start in my mind, a vast smooth blackness. Then I crawl my way out of my mind, and into a city. it has cobblestones and looks like the renaissance. Then Ringo Starr drives up in a rolls royce and drives me through pepperland. we arrive and Prince Alexzander welcomes me to his castle, actually mine because I made him and the castle up. then I go down countless winding stairs and shut the door behind me, it makes a loud noise. I find a really fancy box next to my imaginary custom pro gibson les paul, and put my most important stuff to remember inside it, unlocking it and relocking it with a key I keep on a chain around the neck of my subcontios self. Then I find my way out. I will put stuff inbetween later XD
I may need to detail it more though. Or maybe a real location I've actually seen in real life XD. I tested it by placing a scroll that said "Remember stuff here." I went back and it looks good! now I just need to put more stuff in it later and then test it a while from then. I was thinking for my dreams I could just put emotions, colors, the general feel into locations, and look back when i have time to write it down.
OKAY. FOR OBJECTS (I will incorporate the yellow submarine cartoon =D):
#1. Middle of the road where all the roads meet
#2. painted on the car
#3. in car, Ringo mentions it
#4. On top of steering wheel, confusedly tosses it aside
#5. First thing passed on the road
#6. on the shore of london
#7. in the sea of monsters
#8: sea of time
#9. sea of WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED WITH THE LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
#10. Where Jeremy was found
#11. sea of holes
#12. PEPPER LAND!
#13. In the yellow submarine
#14. (out of pepper land) passing by the road
(may add more)
#15. At the front of the castle
#16. in the entrance
#17. in the stairs
#18. at the middle of the room
#19. next to my imaginary les paul
#20. IN THE BOX.

OKAY, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5125 DAYS OLD!!! =D

CHUBBER BLUBBER

THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO TODAY... Was 11/25/1975. IT'S SIGNIFIGANCE- It was Thirty-Seven years ago today. WHY? Time is confusing.
You know what's funny? Today is national parfait day. I actually ate a parfait today without knowing. YES. I FEEL SO COMPLETE.
PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5123 DAYS OLD!!! =D

"YOU MEN LACK VISION!"

Well, today I ate a cheese stick. It had white and orange spots and did not peel like the others. it was a different cheese stick. A whole new race of cheese stick. That cheese stick belonged to a clan of other cheese sticks, a clan of unique cheese sticks. When I bit into it I studdied each inprint of my teeth. If a detective saw it before I finished it, he or she may have been able to trace it to me. Why they would want to? I don't know. But they can't anymore. I ate it. I didn't have any yoghurt, I finished that when I felt sick after eating eggs. I think I have developed a sensitivity to eggs, not an alergy though. I can eat them in small portions, but a meal of eggs... egh. Anyways, that was a beutiful cheese stick.

Last night I had a long, eloquent dream that I don't remember except for the very end. All of a sudden the complex dream was interrupted by complete darkness, and this voice yelled "DEAL WITH... POTATOES!" and then did a very evil laugh for a while, and a guy popped up with a potato in each hand and chucked them at me (the viewer, though I couldn't see myself) one by one, and I woke up. IT WAS HILARIOUS XD and in my next dream, I remember I was at a large mansion next to my school and I walked through the halls and found a large, beautiful garden. there was all kinds of fruit and a man who gardened there, a kind giant like man, and in the middle surrounded by flowers was a toilet. I have no idea why. Well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, I AM NOW 5122 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Only Slightly Mad

Today I sit and reflect on reflecting on reflecting, which is very confusing when you really think, you just see one big reflection. What does it say? For once, I'm having trouble reading backwards. Have you ever realised all the stuff around you?
OKAY, I just finished my drawing because I didn't have much of anything to say... WHOO I FINISHED THAT QUICK... Here it is!

I kind of like how it turned out... I drew it in class and then decided to scan it in, colored it in, maybe took only 2-3 hours! well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5121 DAYS OLD!!! =D

I feel as stuffed as CHUBBER eating cardboard... Except she usually just rips it up, not eating it...

TODAY IS THANKSGIVING. yes. And I ate WAY too many butter tarts XD

I had an interesting dream last night...  I went to sleep, and woke up in the court of the king of nightmares, with all the other types of nightmares. I don't know why, but I was the victim. I forget what they were doing exactly, but one would tourture me with it's unique type of subcontious terror. I'd struggle as much as I could to wake up, and it appeared as if I did. I'd walk off the roof of a house that was apperantly mine and jump down to the yard at dusk, and I'd find these people, one was apperantly my grandma, reminded me of someone from a show, though I can't remember what show it was. Then we'd go into a museum and just then I'd realise I was in a dream, then have to go through it again... the same thing happened for a long time, maybe seven times, maybe more, and finally I walked out giving up on trying to wake up. I walked into a door labled "THE LAND OF FICTION". It was a spiraling abyss of darkness. I thought "Oh well, maybe I'll be in a better place..." I fell, and fell, and fell into the darkness, when I woke up, for real this time (unless we are all dreaming right now). What a concept... after the dream the stress of trying to wake up made my limbs heavy... could hardly move my legs, but I did not want to fall asleep again in fear I would go back... then I had a dream about Prince/King Alexzander which I never was able to do when I wanted to, but did inspire me a bit, should continue on with the story soon... except it wasn't in the time frame of my main one, it was afterwards, unusually realistic for a dream. well, that was all, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND  I AM NOW 5120 DAYS OLD!!! =D

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

My head hurts... MAN IT'S ANOYING, but I'll just have to dwid. DWIDING! like a profecional dwidder. I just am typing things... yes... DWIDIDY DWID DWID DWID. Deal With It Dude. DWID. if it were my choice it would be DWIM (deal with it man) but it ain't. DWIDING. such a Dwidder. I put pretty pictures on things. AS I WILL DO WITH THIS POST! PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5119 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Yes.

JOIN US.

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everybody would be a vegetarian"
-Paul McCartney

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace." - John Lennon

"It just was a gradual development over the years. I mean last year was 'all you need is love.' This year, it's 'all you need is love and peace, baby.' Give peace a chance, and remember Love. The only hope for us is peace. Violence begets violence. You can have peace as soon as you like if we all pull together. You're all geniuses, and you're all beautiful. You don't need anyone to tell you who you are. You are what you are. Get out there and get peace, think peace, and live peace and breathe peace, and you'll get it as soon as you like." - John Lennon

"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men." - Leonardo da Vinci

 "For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love."- Pythagoras

 "I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." - John Lennon

  "In one way, I was always hip. I was hip in kindergarten. I was different from the others. There was something wrong with me, I thought, because I seemed to see things people didn't see. I always saw things in a hallucinatory way." - John Lennon


"I think people who create and write, it actually does flow-just flows from into their head, into their hand, and they write it down. It's simple."-Paul Mccartney

"As long as you hate, there will be people to hate." -George Harrison

Yes, I just wanted to put down a bunch of quotes I liked, quotes I could really feel, agree with, quotes I can dig... can you dig them too? And I had one more that didn't fit, but I thought it fit in the list but also had a terribly sad irony to it... The same irony as when he wrote the song "Life Begins at 40"
 "I don't intend to be a performing flea any more. I was the dreamweaver, but although I'll be around I don't intend to be running at 20,000 miles an hour trying to prove myself. I don't want to die at 40." - John Lennon

ONLY ONE.

Well, TODAY I PRINTED MY BOARDGAME. it was groovy. it contained fingers. WELL, right now I ain't doing much… PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5117 DAYS OLD!!! =D

WHOOOO. I have a nose.

Today is the day that I will go to sleep, like all my days EXCEPT FOR ONE. THIS SPELLING IS PHULLY PHUNKTIONAL. I do not know what to say... OH I had a dream last night when there was a place with all these vines that people would swing on to get around... there was one person who came to this place and it was different. Everybody else, the young and the old, for those were the only two types of people, thought he was different. they were all trying to do something, to find something, and people were starting to die off... I don't remember it very well as I promised myself I would... Well, peace and love, PEACE AND LOVE, and I AM NOW 5116 DAYS OLD!!! =D

SYLT LINGON.

I WENT TO IKEA AND OUT OF THE WHOLE TIME I GOT TWO THINGS: I ate macaroni and cheese there (would that be two things in its self? I'm classifying it as one XD) AND  SYLT LINGON. IT IS LINGONBERRY PRESERVES AND WILL BE GOOD ON STUFF. I also got to go to the guitar center and play some guitars, use some gear, it was all EXTREMELLY GROOVY, I got to play a few REALLY SUPER EXTRA NICE FANCY PRETTY GORGEOUS Epi Les Pauls and a real nice Fender Strat, OH IT HAD SUCH A NICE SOUND... I really liked the Strat's strings... I need to get some that bend easier... and the strat had REALLY FAST ACTION, unlike my generic strat which has the action of a Gibson WHICH HAS GIVEN ME LEFT HAND FINGERS OF STEEL XD I can't complain, it was weird playing something with such fast action, BUT SO EASY... But I need something to get my fingers really working until they feel like they're going to fall off, because some day if I don't they might actually will. I just realised there was absolutely NOTHING gramatically correct about that sentence. I also when to that Blue C Sushi place WHICH WAS BEYOND AWESOME (betraying me vegetarianism for a day XD but ONLY FOR RAW FISH) And the plaits just kept on going around and around, and it was super awesome happy fun time. WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5115 DAYS OLD!!! OH MAH BILLY SHEARS THAT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT ARE THE SAME FORWARDS AND BACKWARDS THAT I FORGOT THE NAME OF =D

IT'S ME BIRTHDAY,

And I FINALLY GOT ONE OF THOSE BROWNIES WITH FROSTING ON THEM IN SCIENCE CLASS!!!! (they wern't nearly as good as they looked, but it's the awesomeness that counts XD) and I am going to get myself the George album Thirty Three & 1/3, PROBABLY RIGHT NOW!
I JUST PURCHASED IT! And it only took me $9.99! (PLUS TAX.) What else will I get with the remaining $4.15?... After I count my quarters I have to put in the machine I might get the Handle Me With Care music video by The Traveling Wilburys... BECAUSE INSTEAD OF GETTING JUST A SONG, YOU GET A VIDEO ALONG WITH IT! well, peace and love, peace and love, and I AM NOW 5114 DAYS OLD!!! =D